Reese

It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old girl.

After a year she went into the hospital to give birth.

The nurse came out to congratulate the fellow. "This is amazing. How do you do it at your age?"

He answered, "You've got to keep that old motor running."

The following year she gave birth again. The same nurse said, "You really are amazing. How do you do it?"

He again said, "You've got to keep the old motor running."

The same thing happened the next year. The nurse said, "You must be quite a man."

He responded, "You've got to keep that old motor running."

The nurse then said, "Well, you had better change the oil, this one's black!"

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Stare At The Sun

lol very funny

sillygirl

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da^cheat

roflmao! THE BLACK CHILD ISNT THE OLD MANS SON!!!!!!!!!!

reverendjay

I'm not sure which is funnier, the joke or the reply...

Good stuff either which way.

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Dixie_Wrekked

that's awesome

Munku

Lol it was like a revelation to realize that I bet eh da^cheat?

KellyC

doesn't it make you question the other 2 child too?

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wipeout

that was some funny stuff

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bigbad

Laughed harder at da^cheat then the actual joke, still pretty good though thank you.