Ultimate "Walks into a bar" joke
 

A man walks into a bar -

it hurt.



heh heh heh :p

classic

Yeah, I suppose it probably would! So long as it was above crotch level, that would lessen the injury!

Laughed my ass off.............so simple, how come I never thought of that!

Very clever

Great joke! Thanks

Wha th...............not again.

A baby fur seal walked into a club...



(yeah, I know)

Two men walk into a bar...

The third man ducks

who leaves these bars around everywhere?

Yep, that hurt

Yes...it does hurt. Good Joke!

how does vlad the impaler's favorite joke begin??

-this bar goes into a guy.......

I think that we need to start a bad joke section....... And thats a good one to start it with....

that's right up there with "Take my wife...please." Sorry, but this contravenes the "better be funny" requirement for posts here...maybe not though, as it would have them rolling in the isles in France.

A three legged dog walks into a bar and shouts "I'm lookin for the man who shot muh paw!" classic. If you don't get that.....you're an idiot.

Asta!!

lol...good one.:lol: :lol:

First joke of the day, I want to be sick

An Irish guy walks out of a bar............

A blind man walks into a bar............. what a terrible leader dog.

this is one of my friend's all-time favorite jokes, she just can't get enough of it!!

Heard it...but it still cracks me up

Hahaha, good one. Never heard that one before :D

A pedophile a rapist and a priest walk into a bar . And that was only one guy !

Oooo marco, shame on you! That's great though!!
The bar joke is one of my all time favorites. I laugh every time.

You'll have to add it to this thread :

http://tfproject.org/tfp/showthread....ul+joke+thread :p

A dyslexic man walks into a bra...

:D

Love bar jokes! This one is classic, but still makes me giggle!

OUCH!!!!!!!! short and sweet

My brother would try to tell one of these to people, but he'd finish the joke before they had his attension.

Lol taht's one of the greatest bar jokes i've heard in a while.

The variant, of course, being -

One guy walked into a bar.

The next one ducked.

And the ultimate variant being [posted in the anti-joke thread]:

Two ducks walked into a bar.

The third one guys.

zing~

nefarious, that's one of my all-time favorite jokes. It was totally mind blowing the first time I heard it.

A string goes into a bar. The bartender glares at it and says "Get out of here. We don't serve your kind." Dejected, the string goes outside. Then it gets an idea. It ties its top to its bottom and then drags itself back and forth on the sidewalk. It goes back into the bar but when the bartender sees it he says, "Hey, didn't I just tell you to get out?" It replies, "Fraid knot."

I don't think he walked into the club so much as it came crashing down on top of it...

Two guys walked into a bar.
The third one ducked.

*groan*

Hehe.

heeeeheeee i liked the vlad the impaler one :D

hahaa :D