Some great questions, brought to you by Peter Kay
 

The master has spoken
1. Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get
undressed?
2. If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down
to the core of the earth?
3. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
4. Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your arse?
5. Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do
is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic'?
6. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
7. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
8. Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for
centuries' have a 'use by' date?
9. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp no one would eat?
10. Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
11. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think
I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'?
12. What do people in China call their good plates?
13. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but
don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
14. What do you call male ballerinas?
15. Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?
16. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
17. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
18. Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a
billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there
is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
19. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
20. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets
mad at you but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out of
window?
;) ;)

Why are there interstates in Hawaii?

Why is there brail at drive thru atms?

lol those are pretty good. I've wondered about the name broker myself before.

all good, but you forgot one,

why do we drive on parkways and park in driveways

#11 is from calvin and hobbes. :P

Still, a funny list. ^_^

I think I've got some answers...
10. We call them "Bise Pop" which literally means "Pop kiss"
14. A fag ?

why does cargo go by ship, and shipments go by plane and truck?

why are they called apartments when they are all stuck to eachother?

I think Peter Kay is brilliant, and some of those are classic.

those make a lot of sense and they're funny too

Love that one

Same Genius that first ate a lobster.
:hmm:

Incidentally, the answer to this is that the ATM manufacturers find it cheaper to standardize and use the same keypad on all models. Therefore it has to have braille because it's the same one they would use on a walk-up ATM.