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01-20-2004, 03:17 AM
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Insane
Location: Houston TX
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Old farmer and his mule
Ok.. there's this old farmer, lets say his name is George for simplicity.
He works all day every day in the field.. behind his mule, who forever has been his most loyal friend in the world... no matter rain, sleet, snow, or hail, this mule could and allways had gotten the job done.... Now back home, his wife, Martha, was a normal loving wife, and George loved her generously... They were poor folks and could hardly afford bread and water, but George and his mule worked very hard to support the family. His wife got the jobs inside done, and George brought home the crops that fed them all. On the other hand, his wife always whined and nagged about everything... "honey, when are we getting a new car?" "honey, come help with the dishes" "honey, come fix this 9 inch old television" "honey, can I have new clothes" "honey, when are we gonna go out on the town?" "honey, can you please take your shoes off before you come inside" "honey when can we have sex again?" (in light if recent posts  )"honey this honey that... bla bla bla" anyways... George goes outside one day and is working in the barn sorting haystacks and his wife comes out again... "Honey can you please come inside and help me with the iron.. I haveta..." and all of the sudden the poor old mule gets spooked out of his mind and jumps back and kicks Martha in the head, knocking her out cold... Rushed to the hospital, Martha still dies from brain trauma and Geroge is a sad man... George has a funeral and most of all the community comes to wish her on her way... Geroge stands next to the casket and as everyone walks by they all ask george questions to which he simply nods and shakes his head... The preacher notices something.. everytime a woman walked past George, George nodded, everytime a man, George shook his head. So after the funeral he asks George, Why did you nod to every woman and shake your head to every man? and geroge replies: "well, every woman told me that Martha was a fine lady and deserves a spot in heaven..".. "and I agreed and nodded, politely" "and differently, the men kept asking if my mule was for sale..." "I just shook my head and told them no.... Your wife, Your problem, get your own cure" 
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Lathan Stanley Last edited by LStanley; 01-20-2004 at 03:25 AM.. |
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