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FoolThemAll · 01-19-2004, 06:01 PM

http://twc.sshunet.nl/~djstronk/ircb...s/archive.html

Excerpt:

Joseph> ASL?
Mary> 14, F, Nazareth
Joseph> wanna cyber?
Mary> Cant, i'm pregnant lol!!~
Joseph> WTF?
Mary> Holy spirit got to me
Joseph> gross, i'm outta here
* Angel has joined #World
Angel> Wait Joseph
Angel> You should keep this woman, for her son will save people from sins
Angel> You must call him Emmanuel
Joseph> ok, cool
* Angel has left #World
Joseph> I'll call him jesus

Tiger69z · 01-19-2004, 08:33 PM

Haha, soembody has too much time on their hands

DEI37 · 01-19-2004, 09:01 PM

That's funny stuff. I agree...someone has too much time on their hands for sure!

KellyC · 01-20-2004, 01:17 AM

holy shit!! this is funny as fawk!! he/she may have too much time on his/her hands..but its damn well spent

Jonnymax · 01-20-2004, 03:46 AM

musta taken a hell of a long time but I for one am glad they had the time to waste! Hilarious!

FoolThemAll · 01-20-2004, 07:13 AM

Yeah. The Cain part's great.

hosti|e · 02-10-2004, 06:54 PM

Oh to have that much free time.
honestly.... :P

SonicRL · 02-10-2004, 07:18 PM

Wow..honestly..someone does have a lot of time on their hands. xD seriously though..that was funny ^_^

bt8624 · 02-10-2004, 08:11 PM

lot of time yes....but it was still great!

krazykemist · 02-11-2004, 04:21 AM

One of my favorite passages:

Cain: come on Abel, we gotta talk
Abel: ok
* Abel was kicked by Cain
* Abel has joined #Wilderness
Abel: hey don't do that
* Abel was kicked by Cain
* Abel has joined #Wilderness
Abel: Hey this hurts!
* Abel was kicked by Cain
* Abel has joined #Wilderness
Abel: WTF stop this!
* Abel has left IRC (Connection reset by peer)
Cain: heh
* Jehova has joined #Wilderness
Jehova: wtf, where's Abel gone
Jehova: I'd like some more lamb fs
Cain: er... dunno
Cain: Am I my brother's keeper?
Jehova: Well, there's only four of you here
Jehova: so how hard would it be to... OMG!
Jehova: you kicked him!!! wtf
Jehova: you just singlehandedly slaughtered 1/4 of #Earth's population
Cain: ...
Jehova: you are so banned!

Thank you for finding this. Much time has been wasted here at work

Lokus · 02-11-2004, 03:41 PM

Hahahaha, that's a great! Maybe I just use IRC too much...

Bobaphat · 02-11-2004, 03:53 PM

Glad to see somebody is translating the bible into terms the kids these days can understand. WTG IRC Bible, LOL...damn

lucidity · 02-12-2004, 02:55 PM

That was just hilarious. As a person who has spent some time on IRC, that was just too funny.

Bookmarked.

01-19-2004, 06:01 PM	#1 (permalink)
FoolThemAll Walking is Still Honest Location: Seattle, WA	The IRC Bible http://twc.sshunet.nl/~djstronk/ircb...s/archive.html Excerpt: Joseph> ASL? Mary> 14, F, Nazareth Joseph> wanna cyber? Mary> Cant, i'm pregnant lol!!~ Joseph> WTF? Mary> Holy spirit got to me Joseph> gross, i'm outta here * Angel has joined #World Angel> Wait Joseph Angel> You should keep this woman, for her son will save people from sins Angel> You must call him Emmanuel Joseph> ok, cool * Angel has left #World Joseph> I'll call him jesus __________________ I wonder if we're stuck in Rome.

01-19-2004, 09:01 PM	#3 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	That's funny stuff. I agree...someone has too much time on their hands for sure! __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

01-20-2004, 01:17 AM	#4 (permalink)
KellyC Comment or else!! Location: Home sweet home	holy shit!! this is funny as fawk!! he/she may have too much time on his/her hands..but its damn well spent __________________ Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe? Me: Shit happens.

01-20-2004, 07:13 AM	#6 (permalink)
FoolThemAll Walking is Still Honest Location: Seattle, WA	Yeah. The Cain part's great. __________________ I wonder if we're stuck in Rome.

02-10-2004, 07:18 PM	#8 (permalink)
SonicRL Insane	Wow..honestly..someone does have a lot of time on their hands. xD seriously though..that was funny ^_^ __________________

01-19-2004, 08:33 PM	#2 (permalink)
Tiger69z Banned Location: Sunny S.FLA	Haha, soembody has too much time on their hands

01-20-2004, 03:46 AM	#5 (permalink)
Jonnymax Maxed out Location: Portland, OR, USA, Earth, Milky Way	musta taken a hell of a long time but I for one am glad they had the time to waste! Hilarious!

02-10-2004, 06:54 PM	#7 (permalink)
hosti\|e Tilted	Oh to have that much free time. honestly.... :P

02-10-2004, 08:11 PM	#9 (permalink)
bt8624 Upright	lot of time yes....but it was still great!

02-11-2004, 04:21 AM	#10 (permalink)
krazykemist Psycho Location: New Orleans	One of my favorite passages: Cain: come on Abel, we gotta talk Abel: ok * Abel was kicked by Cain * Abel has joined #Wilderness Abel: hey don't do that * Abel was kicked by Cain * Abel has joined #Wilderness Abel: Hey this hurts! * Abel was kicked by Cain * Abel has joined #Wilderness Abel: WTF stop this! * Abel has left IRC (Connection reset by peer) Cain: heh * Jehova has joined #Wilderness Jehova: wtf, where's Abel gone Jehova: I'd like some more lamb fs Cain: er... dunno Cain: Am I my brother's keeper? Jehova: Well, there's only four of you here Jehova: so how hard would it be to... OMG! Jehova: you kicked him!!! wtf Jehova: you just singlehandedly slaughtered 1/4 of #Earth's population Cain: ... Jehova: you are so banned! Thank you for finding this. Much time has been wasted here at work __________________ "Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself." -- Tolstoy

02-11-2004, 03:41 PM	#11 (permalink)
Lokus I can't think of a good title Location: East Bay Area, CA	Hahahaha, that's a great! Maybe I just use IRC too much... __________________ The black wind howls...

02-11-2004, 03:53 PM	#12 (permalink)
Bobaphat whoopity doo Location: Seattle	Glad to see somebody is translating the bible into terms the kids these days can understand. WTG IRC Bible, LOL...damn __________________ --size matters not-- yoda

02-12-2004, 02:55 PM	#13 (permalink)
lucidity Crazy Location: ...the space between what's wrong and right...	That was just hilarious. As a person who has spent some time on IRC, that was just too funny. Bookmarked. __________________ Faith is the daring of the soul to go farther than it can see. -William Newton Clark