A priest happens upon a boy masturbating....
 

A priest was taking a shortcut through an alley one day and came upon a young boy who was masturbating. "My son, you shouldn't be doing that", said the priest. "You should be saving that for when you get married." The embarrassed boy hung his head down low and simply said "Yes, Father."

About 10 years later the priest was in his study when a young man, in his early twenties came in. "Yes, my son?" said the priest. "Father, you may not remember me, but about 10 years ago you caught me masturbating in an alley, and I'll never forget the advice you gave then."

"And what was that, my son?" "Well, you told me that what I was doing was wrong and I should be saving it for when I get married", said the young man. "That sounds like something I probably would have said" said the priest.

"Did you take my advice?" "Yes I did, Father; but there's only one problem." "What's that, my son?" "Well, I have a 55 gallon drum full of the stuff in the back of my pickup truck. Now that I am getting married what am I supposed to do with it?"



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that was a funny surprise at the end.

LOL! that really catch me off gaurd :lol:

heh

hehe nice, i think 55 gal is a bit low on the amount...

bahahaha... that's getting spread around like herpes

caught me at the end, hahah

didnt expect that ending!

Seeing how it contained a priest I thought it was going to be something else, but that ending came out of nowhere.

:hmm:

Okay, I thought the end would be TOTALLY different!

HaHa good one. Was not expecting that ending.

:lol: :lol:

If he was in a car acciendent......the horrors that would cause

oh lord...

i think he should chuck it into the sea

nasty stuff. bet you could smell that comin!

make seamonkeys!

and the priest caught me way off guard

funny

HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!! At first I thought the priest and the boy were going to have some fun in the alley. ;) :p

meh, i've heard funnier about preists and masterbation with 55 gallons of sperm

Hahah, that was different. I suggest donating it, $50 for a donation...55 gallons..hmmm....

good stuff

Man, that kid was busy....

.....Funny, but a little disturbing...

I heard that one many years ago but it was the boy's mother substituted for the priest. Silly stuff

hahah funny but creepy... :)

someone somewhere got really turned on by this story.

That is one of the best jokes I have ever heard.

Saw it "coming" but still very funny

ummmm.... that was ummm it leaves me speechless

nice! . . unexpected chuckle

that was great...... thanks man :)

definately didn't see that one coming!

What expecting 55gal of man cream.

I'm reminded of the Tom Green bit from back when he was on a small Canadian public access station where he filled a bucket with whipped cream and told Glenn that he had saved all his semen since the day that Glenn hooked him up with illegal cable so he could watch porn and threw it all over him.

not bad

never heard that one before , and i didn't suspect the ending, that's a good joke

Ha good one!

55 gallons of jizz on the wall
55 gallons of jizz
take one down
pass it around
54 gallons of jizz on the wall...

ew..

I groaned!!! AAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!

Hey, at least the title wasn't "A priest comes across a boy masturbating..."

It could be worse, people!