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Old 05-01-2003, 03:20 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The Strip Club

A man went to a strip club. When he got inside he noticed a seat conspicuously unoccupied in the front row. Seizing the opportunity, he took the seat.

As soon as the first dancer walked out, the guy directly behind him yelled, "Yeah baby! That's what I've been waiting for!"

The man in the front row turned around and gave him a dirty look. A few minutes into the show, the dancer did a move and snatched off her top, revealing two pasties. The guy behind our friend goes off again. "Yeah baby! Shake those things."

Our friend turned around and said, "Hey buddy, calm down!"

After a few moments, the dancer did another move, and snatched off her dress, revealing a very thin G-string. Again the man behind our friend yelled out, "Oh baby! You're almost there!"

Our friend again turned around and said, "Hey buddy, shut the hell up, will ya!"

A few minutes later, the dancer stretched out on the floor and snatched off both the pasties and the G-string, and the whole club went wild, except for the man behind our friend. Curious, our friend turned around and asked, "Say buddy, where's your enthusiasm now?"

The guy responded, "It's all over your back, dude."
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Old 05-01-2003, 03:37 PM   #2 (permalink)
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lol
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Old 05-01-2003, 04:02 PM   #3 (permalink)
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heh
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Old 05-01-2003, 09:20 PM   #4 (permalink)
 
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i'd kill him! good joke!
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Old 05-02-2003, 02:35 AM   #5 (permalink)
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ewwwwwwwwWWww thatts Gross
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Old 05-02-2003, 02:57 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Lol, thats great shit.

Didnt see it comming. (No Pun Intended)
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Old 05-02-2003, 04:04 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Egads! I'd be SO pissed. Good one, though.
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Old 05-02-2003, 07:13 AM   #8 (permalink)
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HEDA HEDA HEDA way to go! LOL now that's a funny joke.
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Old 05-02-2003, 07:13 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Woohoo! Finally a joke I never heard before! Good one
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Old 05-02-2003, 08:14 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Kind of knew that was gonna happen :P
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Old 05-02-2003, 09:20 AM   #11 (permalink)
Poo-tee-weet?
 
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thats pretttty bad...
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Old 05-02-2003, 09:37 AM   #12 (permalink)
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LOL!!! Very Good.
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Old 05-02-2003, 10:27 AM   #13 (permalink)
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ahhh..... so wrong... >_<
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Old 05-02-2003, 10:27 AM   #14 (permalink)
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That is some funny shit!
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Old 05-02-2003, 10:27 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Funny shit! Thanks
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Old 05-02-2003, 10:35 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Sounds like somebody is in line for a can of whoop a$$
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Old 05-03-2003, 08:17 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Wrong....so wrong. must shower now...
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Old 05-03-2003, 08:38 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Oh man, that reminds me of going to porno theaters in the early 80's when you could still hear the guys jerking off and the floor was...questionable.

(NO, I never did jack in a porno theater.)
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Old 05-03-2003, 09:20 AM   #19 (permalink)
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yuuuwww dirty

Lebell, damn I wouldn't want to hear some pervert jacking off in at a theatre ... damn
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Old 05-03-2003, 04:01 PM   #20 (permalink)
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well that certainly is a colourful joke
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Old 05-03-2003, 04:07 PM   #21 (permalink)
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that must've been paul reubins..
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Old 05-03-2003, 04:26 PM   #22 (permalink)
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thats so bad!! whats really bad is i know a few people who would do that to.
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Old 05-03-2003, 08:57 PM   #23 (permalink)
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ahahahah, gross but funny.
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Old 05-03-2003, 10:28 PM   #24 (permalink)
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EEEEWWWWWW! Good Joke!
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Old 05-26-2003, 04:42 PM   #25 (permalink)
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first reaction: EWWW!!!! second reaction: where was the warning sign on the seat??? LOL!!!!
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Old 05-26-2003, 05:17 PM   #26 (permalink)
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ewww! good joke though!
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Old 05-26-2003, 10:25 PM   #27 (permalink)
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saw it coming.. good though
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Old 05-26-2003, 11:32 PM   #28 (permalink)
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saw it coming.. good though
actually you couldn't see it coming if it was from behind you. and i dont think anyone would call that good, except for maybe good aim.
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Old 05-27-2003, 12:18 AM   #29 (permalink)
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hehehe. great joke. Im going to use that one with a group of people I know at my work. Thanks!
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Old 05-27-2003, 12:24 AM   #30 (permalink)
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Har! Nice & new to me.
Great joke!
*cheers*
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Old 05-27-2003, 01:46 AM   #31 (permalink)
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GROSS (but great)
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Old 05-27-2003, 03:59 AM   #32 (permalink)
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haha peewee.
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Old 05-27-2003, 07:14 AM   #33 (permalink)
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not bad
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Old 05-27-2003, 07:21 AM   #34 (permalink)
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a violent shudder and a shake of my head
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Old 05-27-2003, 09:16 AM   #35 (permalink)
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HAHA good one.. I heard it before but I forgot about it.. I would be kickin someone's ass
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Old 05-27-2003, 02:59 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Ewww...nasty little bugger taht guy was.
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Old 05-27-2003, 05:36 PM   #37 (permalink)
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hahaha asshole
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Old 05-30-2003, 12:52 PM   #38 (permalink)
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Ah, middle school jokes.
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