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Pilgrim · 05-01-2003, 03:20 PM

A man went to a strip club. When he got inside he noticed a seat conspicuously unoccupied in the front row. Seizing the opportunity, he took the seat.

As soon as the first dancer walked out, the guy directly behind him yelled, "Yeah baby! That's what I've been waiting for!"

The man in the front row turned around and gave him a dirty look. A few minutes into the show, the dancer did a move and snatched off her top, revealing two pasties. The guy behind our friend goes off again. "Yeah baby! Shake those things."

Our friend turned around and said, "Hey buddy, calm down!"

After a few moments, the dancer did another move, and snatched off her dress, revealing a very thin G-string. Again the man behind our friend yelled out, "Oh baby! You're almost there!"

Our friend again turned around and said, "Hey buddy, shut the hell up, will ya!"

A few minutes later, the dancer stretched out on the floor and snatched off both the pasties and the G-string, and the whole club went wild, except for the man behind our friend. Curious, our friend turned around and asked, "Say buddy, where's your enthusiasm now?"

The guy responded, "It's all over your back, dude."

nico · 05-01-2003, 03:37 PM

GreenCloud · 05-01-2003, 04:02 PM

MexicanOnABike · 05-01-2003, 09:20 PM

i'd kill him! good joke!

cheese · 05-02-2003, 02:35 AM

ewwwwwwwwWWww thatts Gross

Destrox · 05-02-2003, 02:57 AM

Lol, thats great shit.

Didnt see it comming. (No Pun Intended)

DEI37 · 05-02-2003, 04:04 AM

Egads! I'd be SO pissed. Good one, though.

zaiaz · 05-02-2003, 07:13 AM

HEDA HEDA HEDA way to go! LOL now that's a funny joke.

bongobong · 05-02-2003, 07:13 AM

Woohoo! Finally a joke I never heard before! Good one

RaZ · 05-02-2003, 08:14 AM

Kind of knew that was gonna happen :P

JStrider · 05-02-2003, 09:20 AM

thats pretttty bad...

Psycoman · 05-02-2003, 09:37 AM

LOL!!! Very Good.

forgotten_dream · 05-02-2003, 10:27 AM

ahhh..... so wrong... >_<

xavier · 05-02-2003, 10:27 AM

That is some funny shit!

Brewmaniac · 05-02-2003, 10:27 AM

Funny shit! Thanks

mturner333 · 05-02-2003, 10:35 AM

Sounds like somebody is in line for a can of whoop a$$

Ronin_Tiger · 05-03-2003, 08:17 AM

Wrong....so wrong. must shower now...

Lebell · 05-03-2003, 08:38 AM

Oh man, that reminds me of going to porno theaters in the early 80's when you could still hear the guys jerking off and the floor was...questionable.

(NO, I never did jack in a porno theater.)

Cuball · 05-03-2003, 09:20 AM

yuuuwww dirty

Lebell, damn I wouldn't want to hear some pervert jacking off in at a theatre ... damn

Eviltree · 05-03-2003, 04:01 PM

well that certainly is a colourful joke

vevaphon · 05-03-2003, 04:07 PM

that must've been paul reubins..

scarebearjinx · 05-03-2003, 04:26 PM

thats so bad!! whats really bad is i know a few people who would do that to.

redrum · 05-03-2003, 08:57 PM

ahahahah, gross but funny.

ForgottenKnight · 05-03-2003, 10:28 PM

EEEEWWWWWW! Good Joke!

GremlinDelirium · 05-26-2003, 04:42 PM

first reaction: EWWW!!!! second reaction: where was the warning sign on the seat??? LOL!!!!

galaxygirl · 05-26-2003, 05:17 PM

ewww! good joke though!

hotzot · 05-26-2003, 10:25 PM

saw it coming.. good though

morlock · 05-26-2003, 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hotzot
saw it coming.. good though

actually you couldn't see it coming if it was from behind you. and i dont think anyone would call that good, except for maybe good aim.

Nhanced1 · 05-27-2003, 12:18 AM

hehehe. great joke. Im going to use that one with a group of people I know at my work. Thanks!

Xixox · 05-27-2003, 12:24 AM

Har! Nice & new to me.
Great joke!
*cheers*

small one · 05-27-2003, 01:46 AM

GROSS (but great)

Flesh · 05-27-2003, 03:59 AM

haha peewee.

riptide4070 · 05-27-2003, 07:14 AM

not bad

clifclav · 05-27-2003, 07:21 AM

a violent shudder and a shake of my head

Glory's Sun · 05-27-2003, 09:16 AM

HAHA good one.. I heard it before but I forgot about it.. I would be kickin someone's ass

TerresqueÜ · 05-27-2003, 02:59 PM

Ewww...nasty little bugger taht guy was.

RAMONES!!! · 05-27-2003, 05:36 PM

hahaha asshole

Sensei · 05-30-2003, 12:52 PM

Ah, middle school jokes.

05-01-2003, 03:20 PM	#1 (permalink)
Pilgrim Crazy Location: Ilium	The Strip Club A man went to a strip club. When he got inside he noticed a seat conspicuously unoccupied in the front row. Seizing the opportunity, he took the seat. As soon as the first dancer walked out, the guy directly behind him yelled, "Yeah baby! That's what I've been waiting for!" The man in the front row turned around and gave him a dirty look. A few minutes into the show, the dancer did a move and snatched off her top, revealing two pasties. The guy behind our friend goes off again. "Yeah baby! Shake those things." Our friend turned around and said, "Hey buddy, calm down!" After a few moments, the dancer did another move, and snatched off her dress, revealing a very thin G-string. Again the man behind our friend yelled out, "Oh baby! You're almost there!" Our friend again turned around and said, "Hey buddy, shut the hell up, will ya!" A few minutes later, the dancer stretched out on the floor and snatched off both the pasties and the G-string, and the whole club went wild, except for the man behind our friend. Curious, our friend turned around and asked, "Say buddy, where's your enthusiasm now?" The guy responded, "It's all over your back, dude." __________________ "So it goes."

05-01-2003, 03:37 PM	#2 (permalink)
nico Tilted	lol

05-01-2003, 04:02 PM	#3 (permalink)
GreenCloud Insane Location: Boone, NC	heh __________________ "Boy, I like that echo... goes right through my head... I had that happen once, but it was chemically induced...." - Steve Earle

05-01-2003, 09:20 PM	#4 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	i'd kill him! good joke! __________________ - Movie Reviews - Ratings-

05-02-2003, 02:57 AM	#6 (permalink)
Destrox Metal and Rock 4 Life Location: Phoenix	Lol, thats great shit. Didnt see it comming. (No Pun Intended) __________________ You bore me.... next.

05-02-2003, 02:35 AM	#5 (permalink)
cheese Psycho Location: In your bath tub with all your other rubber toys	ewwwwwwwwWWww thatts Gross

05-02-2003, 04:04 AM	#7 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	Egads! I'd be SO pissed. Good one, though.

05-02-2003, 07:13 AM	#8 (permalink)
zaiaz Psycho Location: State of confusion...wait that's medication.	HEDA HEDA HEDA way to go! LOL now that's a funny joke. __________________ Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...

05-02-2003, 07:13 AM	#9 (permalink)
bongobong Tilted	Woohoo! Finally a joke I never heard before! Good one

05-02-2003, 08:14 AM	#10 (permalink)
RaZ Crazy	Kind of knew that was gonna happen :P

05-02-2003, 09:20 AM	#11 (permalink)
JStrider Poo-tee-weet? Location: The Woodlands, TX	thats pretttty bad... __________________ -=JStrider=- ~Clatto Verata Nicto

05-02-2003, 09:37 AM	#12 (permalink)
Psycoman Insane	LOL!!! Very Good.

05-02-2003, 10:27 AM	#13 (permalink)
forgotten_dream Psycho	ahhh..... so wrong... >_< __________________ "A ouija board just works better if you've made it yourself. It's sortof like how 'Clue' is more interesting when one of you has actually killed someone."

05-02-2003, 10:27 AM	#14 (permalink)
xavier Upright Location: Missouri	That is some funny shit!

05-02-2003, 10:27 AM	#15 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Funny shit! Thanks __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

05-03-2003, 08:38 AM	#18 (permalink)
Lebell Cracking the Whip Location: Sexymama's arms...	Oh man, that reminds me of going to porno theaters in the early 80's when you could still hear the guys jerking off and the floor was...questionable. (NO, I never did jack in a porno theater.) __________________ "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." – C. S. Lewis The ONLY sponsors we have are YOU! Please Donate!

05-03-2003, 04:07 PM	#21 (permalink)
vevaphon Insane Location: Ass end of Nowhere	that must've been paul reubins.. __________________ "Faster. And faster still. Until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." --- DKM

05-03-2003, 08:57 PM	#23 (permalink)
redrum Crazy	ahahahah, gross but funny. __________________ "you say erb....we say herb.....because theres a fucking H in it"

05-03-2003, 10:28 PM	#24 (permalink)
ForgottenKnight Jesus Freak Location: Following the light...	EEEEWWWWWW! Good Joke! __________________ "People say I'm strange, does that make me a stranger?"

05-02-2003, 10:35 AM	#16 (permalink)
mturner333 Upright Location: In Front of My PC	Sounds like somebody is in line for a can of whoop a$$

05-03-2003, 08:17 AM	#17 (permalink)
Ronin_Tiger Crazy Location: Cairo, Egypt	Wrong....so wrong. must shower now... __________________ Assumptions make an ass out of you and mptions....

05-03-2003, 09:20 AM	#19 (permalink)
Cuball Insane Location: Belgium	yuuuwww dirty Lebell, damn I wouldn't want to hear some pervert jacking off in at a theatre ... damn __________________ Let's GO

05-03-2003, 04:01 PM	#20 (permalink)
Eviltree Psycho Location: British Columbia	well that certainly is a colourful joke

05-03-2003, 04:26 PM	#22 (permalink)
scarebearjinx Psycho Location: in a deep, dark hole where rainbow creatures attack me to eat my fingernails.	thats so bad!! whats really bad is i know a few people who would do that to.

05-26-2003, 04:42 PM	#25 (permalink)
GremlinDelirium Insane Location: Pullman, WA	first reaction: EWWW!!!! second reaction: where was the warning sign on the seat??? LOL!!!! __________________ Go Cougs! ~WSU~

05-26-2003, 05:17 PM	#26 (permalink)
galaxygirl Insane Location: NH	ewww! good joke though! __________________ Drawing strength from His acceptance, offering all that I am and ever will be

05-26-2003, 10:25 PM	#27 (permalink)
hotzot We're having potato pancakes! Location: stalag 13	saw it coming.. good though __________________ The Bully Boys are here!

05-27-2003, 12:18 AM	#29 (permalink)
Nhanced1 Insane Location: Tucson, AZ	hehehe. great joke. Im going to use that one with a group of people I know at my work. Thanks! __________________ "Sell Crazy Somewhere Else, We're All Stocked Up Here," Jack Nicholson - As Good As It Gets

05-27-2003, 12:24 AM	#30 (permalink)
Xixox Crazy Location: MN-WI	Har! Nice & new to me. Great joke! cheers __________________ Incompetence When you earnestly believe you can compensate for a lack of skill by doubling your efforts, there's no end to what you can't do.

05-27-2003, 01:46 AM	#31 (permalink)
small one Banned Location: York	GROSS (but great)

05-27-2003, 03:59 AM	#32 (permalink)
Flesh Psycho	haha peewee.

05-27-2003, 07:14 AM	#33 (permalink)
riptide4070 Addict Location: Boone, NC	not bad __________________ "the greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was making the world believe he didn't exist" -Kevin Spacey 'The Usual Suspects'

05-27-2003, 07:21 AM	#34 (permalink)
clifclav absolute relativist Location: D.C.	a violent shudder and a shake of my head __________________ Neither rain , nor cold, nor dark of night shall.......ahh whatever, just get me a beer!

05-27-2003, 09:16 AM	#35 (permalink)
Glory's Sun Registered User	HAHA good one.. I heard it before but I forgot about it.. I would be kickin someone's ass

05-27-2003, 02:59 PM	#36 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Ewww...nasty little bugger taht guy was. __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

05-27-2003, 05:36 PM	#37 (permalink)
RAMONES!!! _-_---_-_	hahaha asshole __________________ Come on

05-30-2003, 12:52 PM	#38 (permalink)
Sensei Black Belt in Slacking Off Location: Portland Or-ah-gun	Ah, middle school jokes. __________________ Slacking off with style since 1981.