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Old 05-01-2003, 03:16 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The Bitch

A kid comes home from school and says to his mom, "Mom I've got a problem."
She says "Tell me." He tells her that the boys at school are using 2 words he doesn't understand. She asks him what they are.
He says "well, pussy and bitch".
She says "Oh That's no big deal, pussy is a cat like our little Mittens, and bitch is a female dog like our Sandy."
He thanks her and goes to visit dad in the workshop in the basement. He says to his dad, "Dad the boys at school are using words I don't know, and I asked mom and I don't think she told me the exact meaning.
Dad says "Son, I told you never to go to mom with these matters, she cant handle them. What are the words?"
He tells him...pussy and bitch.
Dad says "OK" and pulls a Playboy down from the shelf, takes a marker and circles the pubic area of the centerfold and says, "son, everything inside this circle, is pussy."
"OK dad, so what's a bitch?"
"Son" he says, "everything outside that circle."
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Old 05-01-2003, 08:56 PM   #2 (permalink)
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nice joke...
i like it
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Old 05-01-2003, 09:26 PM   #3 (permalink)
 
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hehehe! good!
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Old 05-01-2003, 09:43 PM   #4 (permalink)
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nice
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Old 05-01-2003, 11:24 PM   #5 (permalink)
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It all depends on you perspective
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Old 05-02-2003, 04:13 AM   #6 (permalink)
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In some cases, he'd be right...but either way, it's funny.
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Old 05-02-2003, 04:33 AM   #7 (permalink)
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That was good
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Old 05-02-2003, 05:04 AM   #8 (permalink)
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That's Fucking great! Thanks
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Old 05-02-2003, 08:12 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 05-02-2003, 09:50 AM   #10 (permalink)
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an oldie but a goodie
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Old 05-02-2003, 10:21 AM   #11 (permalink)
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hehehe
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Old 05-02-2003, 10:37 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Its always better to tell the kids the truth! haha
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Old 05-02-2003, 12:55 PM   #13 (permalink)
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What about the mouth thats not a bitch
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