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Old 01-14-2004, 03:41 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Fart Football

A little old couple prepares to go to bed. They no sooner hit the
pillows when the old man farts and says, "Seven Points."
His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"
The old man replied, "It's fart football."
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown, tie score."
After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says,
"Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7."
Not to be outdone, the wife rips out another one and says,
"Touchdown, tie score."
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says,
"Field goal, I lead 17 to 14."
Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beat by a
woman, so he strains real hard, but to no avail. Realizing a defeat is
totally unacceptable he gives it everything he's got, and
accidentally he shits in the bed.
The wife says, "What the hell was that?"
The old man says, "Half time, switch sides."
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Old 01-14-2004, 04:51 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 01-14-2004, 05:47 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Thats funny
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Old 01-14-2004, 05:52 PM   #4 (permalink)
 
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sick! heheheheh
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Old 01-14-2004, 07:43 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Hilarious!
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Old 01-15-2004, 05:59 AM   #6 (permalink)
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disgusting, but good, thanks!!!!
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Old 01-15-2004, 07:54 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Nasty...I like it.
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Old 01-16-2004, 04:41 AM   #8 (permalink)
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that's awesome--can't wait till I'm old and can get away with hilarious stuff like that too!
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Old 01-16-2004, 06:17 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Awful but funny.
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Old 01-16-2004, 06:24 AM   #10 (permalink)
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You had me laughing at the title... the joke didn't disappoint either.
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Old 01-16-2004, 09:18 PM   #11 (permalink)
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That's a great idea hahaha. Got a pretty good laugh outta it too, thanks!
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Old 01-17-2004, 02:20 AM   #12 (permalink)
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that's frickin hilarious
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Old 01-17-2004, 10:42 AM   #13 (permalink)
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i love it. i can just hear Hank singing now... Are you ready for some fart football.....
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Old 01-20-2004, 06:36 PM   #14 (permalink)
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hahaaahaa that's sick
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Old 01-20-2004, 06:49 PM   #15 (permalink)
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lolol that's disgusting but it's so funny
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Old 01-21-2004, 02:23 AM   #16 (permalink)
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hahaha sick... hahahah
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Old 01-21-2004, 02:26 AM   #17 (permalink)
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That I great I think and am going to start playing fart football
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Old 01-22-2004, 12:32 AM   #18 (permalink)
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accidentally he shits in the bed.

hahhahahahah i guessed he shouldnt have tried to hard..... great joke
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Old 01-22-2004, 09:42 AM   #19 (permalink)
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hahaha... three minutes later, still laughing.
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Old 01-22-2004, 06:40 PM   #20 (permalink)
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hahahahaahahha sick but funnny lol still sick but still funny lol
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Old 01-26-2004, 01:17 PM   #21 (permalink)
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think im gunna puke now--brb
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Old 01-27-2004, 01:17 AM   #22 (permalink)
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hahahahaha
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Old 01-27-2004, 02:32 PM   #23 (permalink)
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hrhrhrrhheehhehehe... good one!
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