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Old 04-19-2003, 09:48 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Location: Columbia Falls, MT
Embalmers are sick

Charlie's an embalmer, and one day he says to his boss, "There's a problem with Mrs. Whittaker."
The boss says, "What's that?"
Charlie says, "I was getting her cleaned up when I noticed a jumbo shrimp sticking out of her pussy."
The boss says, "That's impossible. Show me."
They go to the table where she's lying, Charlie flips back the sheet, points, and says, "See? There's a jumbo shrimp sticking out of her pussy."
The boss takes a closer look and says, "You jerk, that's not a piece of shrimp. That's her clit."
Charlie says, "Her clit? Well, it sure tasted like shrimp."
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Old 04-19-2003, 10:18 AM   #2 (permalink)
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oh my!

I wasn't ready for that one! LOL!
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Old 04-19-2003, 10:21 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Old 04-19-2003, 10:35 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Barfff! Necrophiliac And Stupid!
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Old 04-19-2003, 10:38 AM   #5 (permalink)
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hahahaha sick
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Old 04-19-2003, 04:58 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Now that is sick!!
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Old 04-19-2003, 08:20 PM   #7 (permalink)
 
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hmmmm.. shrimp! tastes good with fish! heheh.
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Old 04-22-2003, 02:26 PM   #8 (permalink)
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wow... umm... ewww
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Old 04-22-2003, 04:55 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Blaaaaaaah.
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Old 04-22-2003, 06:25 PM   #10 (permalink)
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aik!!!! *swallows drink down wrong pipe...*
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Old 04-22-2003, 06:29 PM   #11 (permalink)
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ahhhhhhhhhhh ew
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Old 04-22-2003, 07:45 PM   #12 (permalink)
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that's damn funny
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