Embalmers are sick - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Junchbailey · 04-19-2003, 09:48 AM

Charlie's an embalmer, and one day he says to his boss, "There's a problem with Mrs. Whittaker."
The boss says, "What's that?"
Charlie says, "I was getting her cleaned up when I noticed a jumbo shrimp sticking out of her pussy."
The boss says, "That's impossible. Show me."
They go to the table where she's lying, Charlie flips back the sheet, points, and says, "See? There's a jumbo shrimp sticking out of her pussy."
The boss takes a closer look and says, "You jerk, that's not a piece of shrimp. That's her clit."
Charlie says, "Her clit? Well, it sure tasted like shrimp."

sbscout · 04-19-2003, 10:18 AM

oh my!

I wasn't ready for that one! LOL!

fracturedmind · 04-19-2003, 10:21 AM

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Darklight Adept · 04-19-2003, 10:35 AM

Barfff! Necrophiliac And Stupid!

Mango · 04-19-2003, 10:38 AM

hahahaha sick

tommy thompson · 04-19-2003, 04:58 PM

Now that is sick!!

MexicanOnABike · 04-19-2003, 08:20 PM

hmmmm.. shrimp! tastes good with fish! heheh.

GremlinDelirium · 04-22-2003, 02:26 PM

wow... umm... ewww

ratbastid · 04-22-2003, 04:55 PM

Blaaaaaaah.

soopafreek · 04-22-2003, 06:25 PM

aik!!!! *swallows drink down wrong pipe...*

xblc86 · 04-22-2003, 06:29 PM

ahhhhhhhhhhh ew

Bonesaw · 04-22-2003, 07:45 PM

that's damn funny

04-19-2003, 09:48 AM	#1 (permalink)
Junchbailey Psycho Location: Columbia Falls, MT	Embalmers are sick Charlie's an embalmer, and one day he says to his boss, "There's a problem with Mrs. Whittaker." The boss says, "What's that?" Charlie says, "I was getting her cleaned up when I noticed a jumbo shrimp sticking out of her pussy." The boss says, "That's impossible. Show me." They go to the table where she's lying, Charlie flips back the sheet, points, and says, "See? There's a jumbo shrimp sticking out of her pussy." The boss takes a closer look and says, "You jerk, that's not a piece of shrimp. That's her clit." Charlie says, "Her clit? Well, it sure tasted like shrimp." __________________ Hey guys -- I finally got a semen sample after pumping on my wiener for 2 whole days

04-19-2003, 10:18 AM	#2 (permalink)
sbscout Disorganized Location: back home again...	oh my! I wasn't ready for that one! LOL! __________________ Always question authority... it'll keep the bastards on their toes!

04-19-2003, 10:21 AM	#3 (permalink)
fracturedmind Crazy Location: Dallas, TX	Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww __________________ It won't give up, it wants me dead, god damn this voice inside my head.
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04-19-2003, 04:58 PM	#6 (permalink)
tommy thompson Psycho	Now that is sick!! __________________ ...a wandering soul...

04-19-2003, 08:20 PM	#7 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	hmmmm.. shrimp! tastes good with fish! heheh. __________________ - Movie Reviews - Ratings-

04-19-2003, 10:35 AM	#4 (permalink)
Darklight Adept Crazy Location: Houston, Tx	Barfff! Necrophiliac And Stupid!

04-19-2003, 10:38 AM	#5 (permalink)
Mango Banned	hahahaha sick

04-22-2003, 02:26 PM	#8 (permalink)
GremlinDelirium Insane Location: Pullman, WA	wow... umm... ewww __________________ Go Cougs! ~WSU~

04-22-2003, 04:55 PM	#9 (permalink)
ratbastid Darth Papa Location: Yonder	Blaaaaaaah.

04-22-2003, 06:25 PM	#10 (permalink)
soopafreek Psycho Location: ask your mom	aik!!!! swallows drink down wrong pipe... __________________ aaarrrrrgggghhhh!!!!

04-22-2003, 06:29 PM	#11 (permalink)
xblc86 Upright	ahhhhhhhhhhh ew

04-22-2003, 07:45 PM	#12 (permalink)
Bonesaw B3yond! Location: MI	that's damn funny __________________ Q. What is the difference between erotic and kinky? A. Erotic is using a feather... kinky is using the whole chicken.