Embalmers are sick
 

Charlie's an embalmer, and one day he says to his boss, "There's a problem with Mrs. Whittaker."
The boss says, "What's that?"
Charlie says, "I was getting her cleaned up when I noticed a jumbo shrimp sticking out of her pussy."
The boss says, "That's impossible. Show me."
They go to the table where she's lying, Charlie flips back the sheet, points, and says, "See? There's a jumbo shrimp sticking out of her pussy."
The boss takes a closer look and says, "You jerk, that's not a piece of shrimp. That's her clit."
Charlie says, "Her clit? Well, it sure tasted like shrimp."

oh my!

I wasn't ready for that one! LOL!

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Barfff! Necrophiliac And Stupid!

hahahaha sick

Now that is sick!!

hmmmm.. shrimp! tastes good with fish! heheh.

wow... umm... ewww :eek: :eek:

Blaaaaaaah.

aik!!!! *swallows drink down wrong pipe...*

ahhhhhhhhhhh ew

that's damn funny