Man gets even (I dare you to try it)
 

A husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up as it sometimes does.

But then the wife suddenly stops and says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." "WHAT!?" says her husband. The wife explains that he must be in tune with her emotional needs as a Woman. He realizes that nothing is going to happen tonight and he might as well deal with it.

The next day the husband takes her shopping at a big department store. He walks around and has her try on three very expensive outfits. She can't decide.He tells his wife to take all three of them. They head to the shoe department and pick up matching shoes worth $200 each.

The pair go to the jewelry department where she finds a set of diamond earrings that her husband agrees to buy for her. The wife is so excited. She thinks her husband has flipped out - but she doesn't care. She goes for the matching tennis bracelet. The husband says "You don't even play tennis, but if you like it then let's get it."

The wife is jumping up and down so excited she cannot even believe what is going on. She says to her husband, "I'm ready to go, let's go to the cashier."

The husband stops and says, "No, honey I don't feel like buying all this stuff now." The wife's face goes blank. "Honey - I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while."

The look on her face is indescribable and she is about to explode as her husband says, "You must be in tune with my financial needs as a Man."

*ROFL* Any man with the balls to actually try that won't have them for long....

I sense....I sense...yes....it's definately a man with testicles so large that they made a very esy target for a woman with new shoes....


Aside from that, I LIKE IT!

lol, very amusing! They always just get even more mad when you try revenge, though... :(

LOL, i like that one

That was a shot across her bow. Just wait til she broadsides him.

Definitely one of my favorites! But I don't think any man here would ever do that. We value our manhood.

ahahah!!! thats great@! i'd definately like to see that!

lol great joke!

-makes a couple notes so I dont forget to actualy try it-

Who could EVER get away with that???

He's a braver man than me!!

All things in life have a sling shot effect....

Boy would I not want to get the reverse of what he just did to her.

I've heard this before, but it's a classic. I love it! Thanx.

I've tried something like that before, and it works if you say your point after that gets their attention, then you got to do a little waht they say, and they do what you say.

Understandable, but I'd doubt you'd make it into the evening..
Muchless, out the store.

Oh yeah, DEFINATELY not gonna try that...

one of the funniest jokes i have ever heard!

excellent joke

Balls to the wall.

And what with his wife, they might be nailed that way after a stunt like that. Commendable in a twisted sort of way.

Love it!

That man is suicidal

.... i could try it with someone elses wife... if i can run faster than she can*grin*

most excellent, and damn good!!!, thanks for sharing!!!

That is some funny stuff!!

beautiful!

If anyone here does attempt it, please bring a video camera and share with us that precious moment

LOL
Gee that was a good one... hehe... try that on my GF.. noway I'd be hung out to dry..

VERY FUNNY....SUCH A BRAVE MAN

ooohh, thats a dangerous one

good one!

ha

Terribly true!

The Darker Fire Within.

That is great, she would tear him up

Foot ==> Crotch.