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Lost-in-Space · 04-19-2003, 09:46 AM

One day, they stumbled into a harem tent filled with over 100 beautiful women. They started getting friendly with all the women, when suddenly the Sheik came in.

"I am the master of all these women. No one else can touch them except me. You three men must pay for what you have done today. You will be punished in a way corresponding to your profession."

The sheik turns to the first man and asks him what he does for a living. "I'm a cop", says the first man. "Then we will shoot your penis off!", said the sheik.

He then turned to the second man and asked him what he did for a living. "I'm a firemen", said the second man. "Then we will burn your penis off!", said the sheik.

Finally, he asked the last man, "And you, what do you do for a living?" And the third man answered, with a sly grin, "I'm a lollipop salesman!"

fracturedmind · 04-19-2003, 10:18 AM

Eck! lol

sbscout · 04-19-2003, 10:19 AM

beware of what you say! LOL!

MexicanOnABike · 04-19-2003, 08:56 PM

ahaha...

Olompen · 04-20-2003, 03:07 AM

hehe :O

loganmule · 04-20-2003, 09:47 PM

decent and a reminder to think before speaking

ratbastid · 04-21-2003, 08:02 AM

Silverbrain · 04-21-2003, 08:24 AM

I liked it )

scroungrat · 04-21-2003, 09:16 AM

you liked it or you licked it? hehehe...

RenegadeSoul · 04-21-2003, 05:41 PM

always go last.

hiredgun · 04-21-2003, 07:12 PM

LOL.... nice!

pazza · 04-21-2003, 08:34 PM

hah good one

fizzledorf · 04-22-2003, 05:27 AM

quick thinking

Pheatius · 04-22-2003, 09:50 AM

Hope he was not a Tootsie Roll Pop salesman...

Lick
Lick
Lick
Bite...

small one · 04-22-2003, 09:53 AM

Do you have to be 65 before you can be a lollipop man?

Zesty · 04-22-2003, 11:29 AM

hahaha good one

soopafreek · 04-22-2003, 07:23 PM

pheatius, i was gonna say that! :-)

guernzvt · 04-23-2003, 04:41 AM

not bad

fro2020 · 04-23-2003, 08:10 AM

Well, if it has to go...

Peetster · 04-23-2003, 08:14 AM

Funny! Thanks.

Gnzo · 04-23-2003, 08:36 AM

That was good...

JStrider · 04-23-2003, 09:00 AM

i could use a punishment like that....

Go_AVS · 04-23-2003, 09:16 AM

a good job to have at the time. lucky man...

Orionath · 04-23-2003, 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pheatius
Hope he was not a Tootsie Roll Pop salesman...

Took the words out of my, err, mouth.

bubbaspike · 04-23-2003, 10:22 AM

Then we will pop it off

scarebearjinx · 04-23-2003, 11:11 AM

HAHAHA... holy shit, thats great.

TerresqueÜ · 04-23-2003, 12:08 PM

Classic

opentocomments · 04-23-2003, 12:39 PM

now that wouldnt be the worst punishment ever after time it wouldnt even feel good so you would lose such an extasy as getting your ding a ling licked

Oh good joke

sexy_bastard · 04-24-2003, 03:42 AM

*lol* nice one!!!

thejake · 04-24-2003, 07:29 PM

Scape · 04-24-2003, 07:37 PM

lol nice

Nad Adam · 04-25-2003, 01:28 AM

TwoToTango · 04-25-2003, 05:43 AM

... "Then we will boil your penis at 300°F
and, working quickly, pour it into
molds" said the Sheik.

I don't see how the third guy gets off any
easier.

cchris · 04-26-2003, 06:04 AM

He who laughs last

riptide4070 · 04-26-2003, 08:55 AM

I bet the ladies would love this one
"how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?"

User Name · 04-27-2003, 02:18 PM

Extremely funny.

rcarb · 04-27-2003, 05:24 PM

Ugghhh

The_Dude · 04-27-2003, 06:34 PM

smart dude

ally · 05-02-2003, 01:53 PM

sounds like so many guys i know!

Ronin_Tiger · 05-03-2003, 08:15 AM

Funny

04-19-2003, 09:46 AM	#1 (permalink)
Lost-in-Space Upright Location: Jupiter 2	100 beautiful women One day, they stumbled into a harem tent filled with over 100 beautiful women. They started getting friendly with all the women, when suddenly the Sheik came in. "I am the master of all these women. No one else can touch them except me. You three men must pay for what you have done today. You will be punished in a way corresponding to your profession." The sheik turns to the first man and asks him what he does for a living. "I'm a cop", says the first man. "Then we will shoot your penis off!", said the sheik. He then turned to the second man and asked him what he did for a living. "I'm a firemen", said the second man. "Then we will burn your penis off!", said the sheik. Finally, he asked the last man, "And you, what do you do for a living?" And the third man answered, with a sly grin, "I'm a lollipop salesman!"

04-19-2003, 10:18 AM	#2 (permalink)
fracturedmind Crazy Location: Dallas, TX	Eck! lol __________________ It won't give up, it wants me dead, god damn this voice inside my head.
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04-19-2003, 10:19 AM	#3 (permalink)
sbscout Disorganized Location: back home again...	beware of what you say! LOL! __________________ Always question authority... it'll keep the bastards on their toes!

04-19-2003, 08:56 PM	#4 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	ahaha... __________________ - Movie Reviews - Ratings-

04-20-2003, 03:07 AM	#5 (permalink)
Olompen Upright	hehe :O __________________ at the end of the day we say its ok and we puff away

04-20-2003, 09:47 PM	#6 (permalink)
loganmule Junkie Location: midwest	decent and a reminder to think before speaking

04-21-2003, 08:02 AM	#7 (permalink)
ratbastid Darth Papa Location: Yonder	Heh!

04-21-2003, 08:24 AM	#8 (permalink)
Silverbrain Addict Location: Nor Cal	I liked it ) __________________ Over Thinking, Over Analyzing Seperates the Body from the Mind - MJK

04-21-2003, 09:16 AM	#9 (permalink)
scroungrat Upright	you liked it or you licked it? hehehe... __________________ Hmm, what to say in a signature?

04-21-2003, 05:41 PM	#10 (permalink)
RenegadeSoul Banned Location: British Columbia	always go last.

04-21-2003, 07:12 PM	#11 (permalink)
hiredgun Addict	LOL.... nice!

04-21-2003, 08:34 PM	#12 (permalink)
pazza Insane Location: Australia	hah good one __________________ The above thoughts are not necessarily the thoughts of this user.

04-22-2003, 05:27 AM	#13 (permalink)
fizzledorf Insane	quick thinking

04-22-2003, 09:50 AM	#14 (permalink)
Pheatius Insane Location: The South	Hope he was not a Tootsie Roll Pop salesman... Lick Lick Lick Bite...

04-22-2003, 09:53 AM	#15 (permalink)
small one Banned Location: York	Do you have to be 65 before you can be a lollipop man?

04-23-2003, 04:41 AM	#18 (permalink)
guernzvt Upright	not bad

04-23-2003, 08:10 AM	#19 (permalink)
fro2020 Still crazy after all these years Location: Norther Cal	Well, if it has to go... __________________ I'm not prejudiced...I hate everyone equally.

04-23-2003, 08:14 AM	#20 (permalink)
Peetster Right Now Location: Home	Funny! Thanks.

04-23-2003, 09:00 AM	#22 (permalink)
JStrider Poo-tee-weet? Location: The Woodlands, TX	i could use a punishment like that.... __________________ -=JStrider=- ~Clatto Verata Nicto

04-22-2003, 11:29 AM	#16 (permalink)
Zesty Psycho	hahaha good one

04-22-2003, 07:23 PM	#17 (permalink)
soopafreek Psycho Location: ask your mom	pheatius, i was gonna say that! :-) __________________ aaarrrrrgggghhhh!!!!

04-23-2003, 08:36 AM	#21 (permalink)
Gnzo Insane	That was good...

04-23-2003, 09:16 AM	#23 (permalink)
Go_AVS CSU RAM fan Location: Hockey time....	a good job to have at the time. lucky man... __________________ MIA...

04-23-2003, 10:22 AM	#25 (permalink)
bubbaspike Psycho Location: neither here, nor there	Then we will pop it off __________________ Y'all watch this.......

04-23-2003, 11:11 AM	#26 (permalink)
scarebearjinx Psycho Location: in a deep, dark hole where rainbow creatures attack me to eat my fingernails.	HAHAHA... holy shit, thats great.

04-23-2003, 12:08 PM	#27 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Classic __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

04-23-2003, 12:39 PM	#28 (permalink)
opentocomments Psycho Location: St. Louis	now that wouldnt be the worst punishment ever after time it wouldnt even feel good so you would lose such an extasy as getting your ding a ling licked Oh good joke __________________ How do we know that the sky is not green and we are all color-blind?

04-24-2003, 03:42 AM	#29 (permalink)
sexy_bastard Crazy Location: Norway	lol nice one!!! __________________ "Without order nothing can exist - without chaos nothing can evolve. "

04-24-2003, 07:37 PM	#31 (permalink)
Scape Insane	lol nice

04-25-2003, 01:28 AM	#32 (permalink)
Nad Adam Psycho Location: Sweden	hehe __________________ Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones. - Psalms 137:9

04-25-2003, 05:43 AM	#33 (permalink)
TwoToTango Psycho	... "Then we will boil your penis at 300°F and, working quickly, pour it into molds" said the Sheik. I don't see how the third guy gets off any easier.

04-26-2003, 06:04 AM	#34 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	He who laughs last __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

04-26-2003, 08:55 AM	#35 (permalink)
riptide4070 Addict Location: Boone, NC	I bet the ladies would love this one "how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?" __________________ "the greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was making the world believe he didn't exist" -Kevin Spacey 'The Usual Suspects'

04-27-2003, 02:18 PM	#36 (permalink)
User Name Banned Location: Urf	Extremely funny.

04-27-2003, 05:24 PM	#37 (permalink)
rcarb Insane Location: NorCal	Ugghhh

04-27-2003, 06:34 PM	#38 (permalink)
The_Dude The GrandDaddy of them all! Location: Austin, TX	smart dude __________________ "Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity." - Darrel K Royal

05-02-2003, 01:53 PM	#39 (permalink)
ally Insane Location: Boone,NC	sounds like so many guys i know!

05-03-2003, 08:15 AM	#40 (permalink)
Ronin_Tiger Crazy Location: Cairo, Egypt	Funny __________________ Assumptions make an ass out of you and mptions....