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Old 02-21-2004, 05:03 PM   #41 (permalink)
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Fucking perfect.
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Old 02-22-2004, 10:13 AM   #42 (permalink)
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that was a good one.
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Old 02-22-2004, 03:42 PM   #43 (permalink)
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i'll use that one if i want to get shot by my psychopath gf....you know what, there is no psychopathic gf, i'm just in denial....but if there was and i wanted to get shot............
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Old 02-23-2004, 02:58 PM   #44 (permalink)
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really funny shit....I might need to use it one day, my gf is getting so fuckin annoyin!
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Old 02-23-2004, 08:14 PM   #45 (permalink)
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oh wow lol that was great; when I think about how I'd feel like crap doing that to my wife, I realize why I'm not married yet :-)
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Old 10-20-2004, 03:16 PM   #46 (permalink)
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grrr..biznatch..as your gf..your in HUGGEEE trouble!!!
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Old 10-21-2004, 11:02 AM   #47 (permalink)
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Poor bastard. That break-up is obviously taking it's toll on him.
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Old 10-22-2004, 11:07 AM   #48 (permalink)
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well put....and from the heart too......your courage to open your heart and reveal your true feelings should be commended....
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Old 10-22-2004, 06:35 PM   #49 (permalink)
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she didnt think he was eating right, i didnt get it til later either. funny
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Old 10-23-2004, 06:21 AM   #50 (permalink)
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This letter will put a smile on anyone who has ever been through a divorce.
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Old 10-23-2004, 08:44 AM   #51 (permalink)
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No "Dear John" letter could ever beat that. I dare any woman to try. Well, any one but my wife.
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Old 10-24-2004, 03:59 PM   #52 (permalink)
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Creepy, for sure. But it put a grin on my face. Thanks for the post.
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Old 10-24-2004, 05:56 PM   #53 (permalink)
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AHAHAHAHA! loved it! reminded me of an old "Breaking up with Windows." joke I used to have...
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Old 10-24-2004, 07:14 PM   #54 (permalink)
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it's a joke...right?
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Old 10-24-2004, 08:02 PM   #55 (permalink)
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lol, that was funny as hell
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Old 10-25-2004, 09:57 AM   #56 (permalink)
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Funny stuff. She will take him back for sure.
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Old 10-25-2004, 11:25 AM   #57 (permalink)
... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.
 
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That was fantastic and original. Hahahahaha. Perfect.
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Old 10-25-2004, 04:22 PM   #58 (permalink)
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lol freaking awesome
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Old 10-25-2004, 07:11 PM   #59 (permalink)
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That made my day. Thank you.

Lots of sig-worthy material there for the taking.
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Old 10-25-2004, 08:04 PM   #60 (permalink)
Fuckin' A
 
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Wow. That's the best thing I've seen all day, save the fact that the Bengals are handing the Broncos' asses to them.
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Old 10-26-2004, 09:02 PM   #61 (permalink)
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letter writing at its finest.
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Old 11-03-2004, 02:41 AM   #62 (permalink)
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that was completely hilarious!
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Old 11-03-2004, 09:45 AM   #63 (permalink)
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Is this letter copyrighted i ready to send it now... LOL
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Old 11-11-2004, 10:01 PM   #64 (permalink)
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hahahahaa!! thats classic!!!
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Old 11-12-2004, 08:58 PM   #65 (permalink)
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A bit long, but funny nonethless
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Old 11-15-2004, 06:04 AM   #66 (permalink)
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This made the rounds on the ship during the deployment... slightly different wording but all the important parts (throat yogurt, cinnamon ring) are there. It also ended with:

P.S. Where's the fucking remote?

-Mikey
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Old 11-17-2004, 11:59 PM   #67 (permalink)
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hahaha. that is a great post.
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