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Psycoman · 05-01-2003, 10:07 AM

A man is visiting a small city and is a little frisky. He drives around looking for a hooker to help relieve him of this stress. He looks for about 3 hours before he is able to locate 1 hooker.

He pulls up to her and asks, “How much for a blow job?”

“$200” she respondeds.

“$200!?!?!, That’s an OUTRAGE!!”

“Take it or leave it honny, I’m the only business in town.”

He is desperate, so he pays the $200. He then whips out his cock and starts to masturbate.

She looks at him in surprise and says “What the hell are you doing?”

He looks at her and replies, “For $200, your not getting the easy one!”

MexicanOnABike · 05-01-2003, 10:16 AM

hehe.. thats a good idea!

Darklight Adept · 05-01-2003, 10:31 AM

laff, that took me a second to get it. Nice work!

platypus · 05-01-2003, 10:32 AM

Hah! Good one. Should have just done that in the first place and saved the cash.

forgotten_dream · 05-01-2003, 10:33 AM

*L* Ok, it took me a second but I get it. That's some funny stuff

warrrreagl · 05-01-2003, 11:11 AM

Who's been following me around?

05-01-2003, 10:07 AM	#1 (permalink)
Psycoman Insane	Getting what you paid for. A man is visiting a small city and is a little frisky. He drives around looking for a hooker to help relieve him of this stress. He looks for about 3 hours before he is able to locate 1 hooker. He pulls up to her and asks, “How much for a blow job?” “$200” she respondeds. “$200!?!?!, That’s an OUTRAGE!!” “Take it or leave it honny, I’m the only business in town.” He is desperate, so he pays the $200. He then whips out his cock and starts to masturbate. She looks at him in surprise and says “What the hell are you doing?” He looks at her and replies, “For $200, your not getting the easy one!”

05-01-2003, 10:16 AM	#2 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	hehe.. thats a good idea! __________________ - Movie Reviews - Ratings-

05-01-2003, 10:32 AM	#4 (permalink)
platypus Essen meine kurze Hosen Location: NY Burbs	Hah! Good one. Should have just done that in the first place and saved the cash. __________________ Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall...nothing but Net.

05-01-2003, 10:33 AM	#5 (permalink)
forgotten_dream Psycho	L Ok, it took me a second but I get it. That's some funny stuff __________________ "A ouija board just works better if you've made it yourself. It's sortof like how 'Clue' is more interesting when one of you has actually killed someone."

05-01-2003, 11:11 AM	#6 (permalink)
warrrreagl pinche vato Location: backwater, Third World, land of cotton	Who's been following me around? __________________ Living is easy with eyes closed.

05-01-2003, 10:31 AM	#3 (permalink)
Darklight Adept Crazy Location: Houston, Tx	laff, that took me a second to get it. Nice work!