Funny saying i've heard
 

This has got to be the funniest thing I've heard for weeks. And I hope I dont get introuble for posting it.

"The next time you're sad, consider this: You're a saimese twins connected at the head. You're straight, your brother is gay. One day he have his friend over and you only have one ass."

I laugh so hard when I hear this, hopefull you will too. :D

If you only have one ass, how can you be connected at the head?

two heads sprouts from one shoulder is what it meant...

Sorry, not funny

dammit...i guess its just me then...ugh...sorry for wasting the bandwith like this...:(

explain it... i dont get it or its just not funny.

BikeMexican... let me draw you a picture. :)

you   brother
  /   /
&nbsp;&nbsp; O O <-- 2 heads
x--|--x
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; /\ <-- 1 ass
&nbsp;&nbsp; | |
&nbsp;&nbsp; *&nbsp; *

You are male heterosexual. Your brother is male homosexual. You are joined and inseperable since you are siamese twins -- you can't just cut off 1 head. Therefore, when your brother has sex anally, you must also share in the experience.

I didn't find the concept too hard to grasp, myself...

Even if they were only connected at the head it'd still suck to have to stand there while your brother get's his corn hole serviced, ewwwww

THANK YOU TRITIUM!!!! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!

Actually, it wouldn't be just HIS! You both would be engaging in the experience, although only one would like it.

Off topic slightly...imagine a brother and sister...siamese, both with function reproductive organs. How strange would THAT be?!

Maybe wierd minds think alike or something ... :)