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KellyC · 01-06-2004, 07:57 PM

This has got to be the funniest thing I've heard for weeks. And I hope I dont get introuble for posting it.

"The next time you're sad, consider this: You're a saimese twins connected at the head. You're straight, your brother is gay. One day he have his friend over and you only have one ass."

I laugh so hard when I hear this, hopefull you will too.

Munku · 01-07-2004, 10:26 AM

If you only have one ass, how can you be connected at the head?

KellyC · 01-07-2004, 11:24 AM

two heads sprouts from one shoulder is what it meant...

bravo49 · 01-08-2004, 02:31 AM

Sorry, not funny

KellyC · 01-08-2004, 11:05 PM

dammit...i guess its just me then...ugh...sorry for wasting the bandwith like this...

MexicanOnABike · 01-10-2004, 07:53 PM

explain it... i dont get it or its just not funny.

tritium · 01-10-2004, 09:50 PM

BikeMexican... let me draw you a picture.

you   brother
  /   /
   O O <-- 2 heads
x--|--x
    /\ <-- 1 ass
   | |
   *  *

You are male heterosexual. Your brother is male homosexual. You are joined and inseperable since you are siamese twins -- you can't just cut off 1 head. Therefore, when your brother has sex anally, you must also share in the experience.

I didn't find the concept too hard to grasp, myself...

RemyLebeau97 · 01-11-2004, 12:13 AM

Even if they were only connected at the head it'd still suck to have to stand there while your brother get's his corn hole serviced, ewwwww

KellyC · 01-11-2004, 06:36 PM

THANK YOU TRITIUM!!!! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!

DEI37 · 01-11-2004, 07:28 PM

Actually, it wouldn't be just HIS! You both would be engaging in the experience, although only one would like it.

Off topic slightly...imagine a brother and sister...siamese, both with function reproductive organs. How strange would THAT be?!

tritium · 01-12-2004, 01:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KellyC
THANK YOU TRITIUM!!!! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!

Maybe wierd minds think alike or something ...

01-06-2004, 07:57 PM	#1 (permalink)
KellyC Comment or else!! Location: Home sweet home	Funny saying i've heard This has got to be the funniest thing I've heard for weeks. And I hope I dont get introuble for posting it. "The next time you're sad, consider this: You're a saimese twins connected at the head. You're straight, your brother is gay. One day he have his friend over and you only have one ass." I laugh so hard when I hear this, hopefull you will too.

01-07-2004, 11:24 AM	#3 (permalink)
KellyC Comment or else!! Location: Home sweet home	two heads sprouts from one shoulder is what it meant... __________________ Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe? Me: Shit happens.

01-08-2004, 11:05 PM	#5 (permalink)
KellyC Comment or else!! Location: Home sweet home	dammit...i guess its just me then...ugh...sorry for wasting the bandwith like this... __________________ Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe? Me: Shit happens.

01-10-2004, 07:53 PM	#6 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	explain it... i dont get it or its just not funny. __________________ - Movie Reviews - Ratings-

01-10-2004, 09:50 PM	#7 (permalink)
tritium Professor of Drinkology	BikeMexican... let me draw you a picture. you   brother   /   /    O O <-- 2 heads x--\|--x     /\ <-- 1 ass    \| \|    *  * You are male heterosexual. Your brother is male homosexual. You are joined and inseperable since you are siamese twins -- you can't just cut off 1 head. Therefore, when your brother has sex anally, you must also share in the experience. I didn't find the concept too hard to grasp, myself... __________________ Blah. Last edited by tritium; 01-10-2004 at 09:53 PM..

01-07-2004, 10:26 AM	#2 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	If you only have one ass, how can you be connected at the head?

01-08-2004, 02:31 AM	#4 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	Sorry, not funny

01-11-2004, 12:13 AM	#8 (permalink)
RemyLebeau97 I stole my boyfriends TFP, hehe !! Location: Galveston, TX	Even if they were only connected at the head it'd still suck to have to stand there while your brother get's his corn hole serviced, ewwwww

01-11-2004, 06:36 PM	#9 (permalink)
KellyC Comment or else!! Location: Home sweet home	THANK YOU TRITIUM!!!! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!! __________________ Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe? Me: Shit happens.

01-11-2004, 07:28 PM	#10 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	Actually, it wouldn't be just HIS! You both would be engaging in the experience, although only one would like it. Off topic slightly...imagine a brother and sister...siamese, both with function reproductive organs. How strange would THAT be?! __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.