~springrain

I woke early one morning,
The earth lay cool and still,
When suddenly a tiny bird,
Perched on my window sill,

He sang a song so lovely
So carefree and so gay,
That slowly all my troubles,
Began to slip away.

He sang of far off places
Of laughter and of fun,
It seemed his very trilling,
Brought up the morning sun.

I stirred beneath the covers,
Crept slowly out of bed,
Then gently shut the window
And crushed his fucking head.

I'm not a morning person.

MexicanOnABike

ehehhehehehe!

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cchris

That never fails to crack me up.

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KellyC

sssssssssssplendid...i thought he'd shoot him but this is pretty close. I'm not a morning person either, waking up early sucks

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Kllr Wolf

did not see the ending. I agree I am not a morning person

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sillygirl

hehehe... I was wondering why such a happy poem would be in Humor....

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....absence makes me miss him more...

drag0nmanes

lol. Dang bird deserved it, all a singing before noon...

Gortexfogg

Hilarious!

Raptor20561

that is SO me, i cant get up until the sun is up, which doesnt happen in the winter when i have to get to work or school early... o_0;;

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Homey_V

Hehehe, I've almost done something like that while camping...

Stupid birds should have died....

Mavric98

Don't birds know what we do to alarms? They should know better.

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mr_mcrafe

hahahaha although I don't mind my mornings