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platypus · 05-01-2003, 09:01 AM

On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for coffee whereupon the parrot squawks, “And get me a whiskey, you cow.” The stewardess, flustered, brings back a whiskey for the parrot and forgets the coffee.

When this omission is pointed out to her, the parrot drains its glass and bawls, “And get me another whiskey, you bitch.” Quite upset, the girl comes back shaking with another whiskey but still no coffee.

Unaccustomed to such slackness, the man tries the parrot's approach. “I've asked you twice for coffee. Go and get it now, or I'll give you a slap.”

Next moment, both he and the parrot have been wrenched up and thrown out of the emergency exit by two burly stewards. Plunging downwards the parrot turns to him and says, “For someone who can't fly, you're a cheeky bastard.”

cchris · 05-01-2003, 09:06 AM

Aaah that was excellent

warrrreagl · 05-01-2003, 10:09 AM

Platy, you're on today. That was great.

MexicanOnABike · 05-01-2003, 10:13 AM

hehe...

Silverbrain · 05-01-2003, 10:14 AM

That was a great one.

Darklight Adept · 05-01-2003, 10:15 AM

lol, my coworkers prarie dogged to look at me on the laugh at that one

forgotten_dream · 05-01-2003, 10:44 AM

*ROFL* Excellent.

GreenCloud · 05-01-2003, 05:19 PM

good one dude

TerresqueÜ · 05-01-2003, 05:24 PM

Hahah, well told.

05-01-2003, 09:01 AM	#1 (permalink)
platypus Essen meine kurze Hosen Location: NY Burbs	Parrot on a plane On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for coffee whereupon the parrot squawks, “And get me a whiskey, you cow.” The stewardess, flustered, brings back a whiskey for the parrot and forgets the coffee. When this omission is pointed out to her, the parrot drains its glass and bawls, “And get me another whiskey, you bitch.” Quite upset, the girl comes back shaking with another whiskey but still no coffee. Unaccustomed to such slackness, the man tries the parrot's approach. “I've asked you twice for coffee. Go and get it now, or I'll give you a slap.” Next moment, both he and the parrot have been wrenched up and thrown out of the emergency exit by two burly stewards. Plunging downwards the parrot turns to him and says, “For someone who can't fly, you're a cheeky bastard.” __________________ Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall...nothing but Net.

05-01-2003, 09:06 AM	#2 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	Aaah that was excellent __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

05-01-2003, 10:09 AM	#3 (permalink)
warrrreagl pinche vato Location: backwater, Third World, land of cotton	Platy, you're on today. That was great. __________________ Living is easy with eyes closed.

05-01-2003, 10:13 AM	#4 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	hehe... __________________ - Movie Reviews - Ratings-

05-01-2003, 10:14 AM	#5 (permalink)
Silverbrain Addict Location: Nor Cal	That was a great one. __________________ Over Thinking, Over Analyzing Seperates the Body from the Mind - MJK

05-01-2003, 10:15 AM	#6 (permalink)
Darklight Adept Crazy Location: Houston, Tx	lol, my coworkers prarie dogged to look at me on the laugh at that one

05-01-2003, 10:44 AM	#7 (permalink)
forgotten_dream Psycho	ROFL Excellent. __________________ "A ouija board just works better if you've made it yourself. It's sortof like how 'Clue' is more interesting when one of you has actually killed someone."

05-01-2003, 05:19 PM	#8 (permalink)
GreenCloud Insane Location: Boone, NC	good one dude __________________ "Boy, I like that echo... goes right through my head... I had that happen once, but it was chemically induced...." - Steve Earle

05-01-2003, 05:24 PM	#9 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Hahah, well told. __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition