Honeymoon #4 and still a virgin
 

A couple just got married and on the first night of the honeymoon the wife says, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin!"
The hubby says, "How so? You've been married three times before."
"Well," she says, "my first husband was a gynecologist, and all he wanted to do was look at it.
My second husband was a psychologist, and all he wanted to do was talk about it.
And my third husband was a stamp collector, and all he wanted to do...oh, I do miss HIM."

I knew stamp collector's were smart.

Funny~

Thats a great one.............
Wonder what the new one is???????????????

Ha! Good one!

That's actually a really good one.

For her sake, he's the rotorooter man

Love that one. The version I heard had her fourth husband as a lawyer... "So finally I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

Mike & Iona.

Iona, I like the addition.

I once heard a version of this joke where the "previous" husband was a saleman. All he wanted to do, was to sit on the edge of the bed and explain how good it was going to be.

hehe ;)

hehehe

hehe... i saw the long version!

Hm, good one.