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warrrreagl 05-01-2003 06:40 AM

Mailman retires
 
The mailman appears at a woman's door one morning, and she invites him in. "Today is your big day, Mr. Postman. I know that you are retiring, and today is your last day, so look what I've done for you in your honor."

The mailman looks at the breakfast table and sees an enormous spread of food! Pancakes, eggs, biscuits, suasage, fruit, and a cup of hot coffee. He thanks her graciously and sits down and eats every last bite.

As he's getting up to leave, she says, "Wait a minute, big boy, there's more. Come upstairs with me to the bedroom."

After they've rolled around in the bed for awhile, he staggers to his feet and starts to get dressed. The woman stops him and presses a single dollar bill into his hand.

The mailman says, "Now wait a minute. I understand the breakfast and I really appreciated it. I even understand the roll in the hay, and I really, really appreciated that. But I don't understand the dollar bill at all."

The woman explains, "This morning I told my husband that you were retiring, and that we should get you something for retirement, and did he have any ideas? My husband said, 'Fuck the mailman! Give him a dollar.' Breakfast was my idea."

zf0enix 05-01-2003 07:21 AM

Are they hiring? Funny joke!

cchris 05-01-2003 07:28 AM

What a Fucking CLASSIC.


That is good.

zaiaz 05-01-2003 07:31 AM

Yep sure is a classic...haven't heard it in awhile. Still a funny one, nice post.

forgotten_dream 05-01-2003 07:38 AM

Heh, rock on.

blaze 05-01-2003 08:01 AM

haha never heard of this one before. good joke

fro2020 05-01-2003 08:18 AM

Be careful what you wish for...

platypus 05-01-2003 08:41 AM

I love that one.

scroungrat 05-01-2003 08:44 AM

nice...

Scorpio 05-01-2003 08:48 AM

Thats good


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