A doctor walks into a bank.
 

A doctor walks into a bank.
Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tries to write with it.
Realizing his mistake, he looks at the thermometer with annoyance and says, "Well that's great, just great...some asshole's got my pen."

Heh heh heh. I hope it wasn't one of those overgrown PhD pens.

Oh, owe!!

Why did the Irishman put a Tampon behind his ear?...........

Heh heh funny.

Hadn't heard that one before, very good!

LMAO

not bad

heheh! i wouldnt want my pen back!

And I'd sure think he could keep it, too! Wouldn't want that pen back, methinks.

Groaned a bit at this one...gonna share it anyway. :D

Argghh.... Well, I love puns. Did you hear what the proctologist said? "No, no, I said a BUTT Light!"

Funny ones, there. Laughed...then groaned.

*groans, shakes head and smiles*

heh it did get a bit of a laugh out when i first read it though :)

my kinda joke!

it's true man!

Variation on a classic joke. Thanks for bringing it back. Good post.

Variation on a theme of Tampax

grumpy likes!

i thought it was stupid, then when i went to reply, I GOT IT, wow i'm dumb:D

Ha Ha!