What NOT to do during "Return of the King" - Page 2 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

nosuchuserexist · 01-30-2004, 02:24 PM

Ummm...every time Gandalf smiles it's done gayly...duh...

indiretto · 01-30-2004, 11:29 PM

I'm seriously going to have to try some of those... especially when the DVD comes out.

Drider_it · 02-02-2004, 03:44 AM

when Gady rides out to force the naz's back.. yell out.. "The remarkable armor dosent run over your whole body does it?"

When the ring sings into Mordor.. and Sam smiles at Frodo.. yell out.. "YOU GOONIE"

Everytime Sam says something finish it off by using an inhalier and say.. you goonie.

sorry i can never get over the fact that he was a goonie.. hehe

tuffrr · 02-02-2004, 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by quadro2000

6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."

I found myself actually doing this one throughout the film. It drove my wife crazy.

TwoToTango · 02-04-2004, 11:14 AM

Somebody's going to have to 'splain the
"Mr. Anderson" thing to those of us who
don't get out much.

stash · 02-04-2004, 12:47 PM

haha great list

TheClarkster · 02-04-2004, 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TwoToTango
Somebody's going to have to 'splain the
"Mr. Anderson" thing to those of us who
don't get out much.

He played Agent Smith in Matrix I do believe, who would always call Neo by the name of "Mr. Anderson". Correct me if I'm wrong.

BTW, great list. Must wait for the dvd now.

datroyenschwart · 02-04-2004, 10:58 PM

How about:

Bring a Randy Newman CD and play "Short People Got No Reason to Live" during every hobbit-ridden scene.

Krycheck · 02-06-2004, 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by quadro2000

6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."

Wow, I wasn't alone on this one by a mile

MichaelFarker · 02-09-2004, 08:22 AM

Now I have some serious plans for what I'll say when I buy the dvds. Thanks!

bt8624 · 02-09-2004, 07:41 PM

oh my god that is funny!

whiskeybravo · 02-10-2004, 11:54 AM

heh heh alright...

runawayfetus · 02-10-2004, 05:15 PM

i see things like this all the time... im considering actually trying it to see the theatres reaction hahh..

Amarth · 02-10-2004, 05:37 PM

I'm sorry. I was one of the guys adding "Mr. Anderson" to the end of all Elrond's statements.

*Hangs head in shame.*

m0rpheus · 02-15-2004, 12:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by iktoweya
24. Everytime Gandalf is in a pressing situation yell out "Use your magnetic powers"

24a. My version was wait for a tense scene with Gandalf then stand up and yell "Hey! I just realized that Gandalf is a damn stinkin' mutant!"

kinsaj · 02-19-2004, 10:05 PM

I have got to go spend some cash on another ticket just to try some of these

IckUber · 02-25-2004, 11:17 AM

scrappmittens · 02-25-2004, 02:29 PM

That is hilarious!

jfelco · 02-26-2004, 02:01 AM

those are funny-- im gonna try some of them next time i watch it with a friend

aarchaon · 03-19-2004, 03:51 AM

Hilarious.

01-30-2004, 02:24 PM	#41 (permalink)
nosuchuserexist Crazy Location: Obliviousness	Ummm...every time Gandalf smiles it's done gayly...duh... __________________ "I run good but I'm hard to start. And my brakes are bad so I'm hard to stop." -Mark Sandman - Vocalist, Morphine

01-30-2004, 11:29 PM	#42 (permalink)
indiretto Tilted Location: USA, Oregon	I'm seriously going to have to try some of those... especially when the DVD comes out. __________________ Happy Tree Friends... It’s more fun than a stick.

02-02-2004, 03:44 AM	#43 (permalink)
Drider_it Junkie Location: Louisiana	when Gady rides out to force the naz's back.. yell out.. "The remarkable armor dosent run over your whole body does it?" When the ring sings into Mordor.. and Sam smiles at Frodo.. yell out.. "YOU GOONIE" Everytime Sam says something finish it off by using an inhalier and say.. you goonie. sorry i can never get over the fact that he was a goonie.. hehe __________________ It means only one thing, and everything: Cut. Once committed to fight, Cut. Everything else is secondary. Cut. That is your duty, your purpose, your hunger. There is no rule more important, no commitment that overrides that one. Cut. The lines are a portrayal of the dance. Cut from the void, not from bewilderment. Cut the enemy as quickly and directly as possible. Cut with certainty. Cut decisively, resoultely. Cut into his strength. Flow through the gaps in his guard. Cut him. Cut him down utterly. Don't allow him a breath. Crush him. Cut him without mercy to the depth of his spirit. It is the balance to life: death. It is the dance with death. It is the law a war wizard lives by, or he dies.

02-04-2004, 10:58 PM	#48 (permalink)
datroyenschwart Tilted Location: North Carolina (college)	How about: Bring a Randy Newman CD and play "Short People Got No Reason to Live" during every hobbit-ridden scene. __________________ Every day that I am alive is a great day. Life is filled with potential and love is everywhere.

02-10-2004, 05:15 PM	#53 (permalink)
runawayfetus Crazy Location: san fran	i see things like this all the time... im considering actually trying it to see the theatres reaction hahh.. __________________ im a huge movie goer....

02-04-2004, 11:14 AM	#45 (permalink)
TwoToTango Psycho	Somebody's going to have to 'splain the "Mr. Anderson" thing to those of us who don't get out much.

02-04-2004, 12:47 PM	#46 (permalink)
stash Upright	haha great list

02-09-2004, 08:22 AM	#50 (permalink)
MichaelFarker 2+2=5? Not again! Location: Dallas, Texas	Now I have some serious plans for what I'll say when I buy the dvds. Thanks!

02-09-2004, 07:41 PM	#51 (permalink)
bt8624 Upright	oh my god that is funny!

02-10-2004, 11:54 AM	#52 (permalink)
whiskeybravo Upright	heh heh alright...

02-10-2004, 05:37 PM	#54 (permalink)
Amarth Loser Location: About 50,000 feet in the air... oh shit.	I'm sorry. I was one of the guys adding "Mr. Anderson" to the end of all Elrond's statements. Hangs head in shame.

02-19-2004, 10:05 PM	#56 (permalink)
kinsaj Psycho Location: somewhere out there	I have got to go spend some cash on another ticket just to try some of these __________________ boom

02-25-2004, 11:17 AM	#57 (permalink)
IckUber Funran Location: Norman, OK	lame __________________ How much is y'all Piolkles?

02-25-2004, 02:29 PM	#58 (permalink)
scrappmittens Upright Location: Upstate NY	That is hilarious!

02-26-2004, 02:01 AM	#59 (permalink)
jfelco Crazy Location: north america	those are funny-- im gonna try some of them next time i watch it with a friend

03-19-2004, 03:51 AM	#60 (permalink)
aarchaon Insane	Hilarious. __________________ Green. Yellow. Blue.