Joke of the Day - May 1 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

JadziaDax · 05-01-2003, 02:06 AM

A man wants to celebrate his wife's birthday by throwing a party. So he goes to order a birthday cake. The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake.

Well he thinks for a while and says let's put, "You are not getting older you are getting better".

The salesman asks "How do you want me to put it?"

The man says, Well put "You are not getting older", at the top and You are getting better" at the bottom.

The real fun didn't start until the cake box was opened and the entire party watched the message decorated on the cake "You are not getting older at the top. You are getting better at the bottom!"

forgotten_dream · 05-01-2003, 06:02 AM

Heh heh. Bet that caused a commotion.

warrrreagl · 05-01-2003, 06:30 AM

Dang cute, Jadzia. And the joke wasn't bad, either....

cchris · 05-01-2003, 07:46 AM

Loved it.

guernzvt · 05-01-2003, 07:47 AM

zaiaz · 05-01-2003, 07:49 AM

HE HE HE HA let's all have some cake.

Scorpio · 05-01-2003, 08:52 AM

05-01-2003, 02:06 AM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Joke of the Day - May 1 A man wants to celebrate his wife's birthday by throwing a party. So he goes to order a birthday cake. The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake. Well he thinks for a while and says let's put, "You are not getting older you are getting better". The salesman asks "How do you want me to put it?" The man says, Well put "You are not getting older", at the top and You are getting better" at the bottom. The real fun didn't start until the cake box was opened and the entire party watched the message decorated on the cake "You are not getting older at the top. You are getting better at the bottom!"

05-01-2003, 06:02 AM	#2 (permalink)
forgotten_dream Psycho	Heh heh. Bet that caused a commotion. __________________ "A ouija board just works better if you've made it yourself. It's sortof like how 'Clue' is more interesting when one of you has actually killed someone."

05-01-2003, 06:30 AM	#3 (permalink)
warrrreagl pinche vato Location: backwater, Third World, land of cotton	Dang cute, Jadzia. And the joke wasn't bad, either.... __________________ Living is easy with eyes closed.

05-01-2003, 07:46 AM	#4 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	Loved it. __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

05-01-2003, 07:47 AM	#5 (permalink)
guernzvt Upright	hehe

05-01-2003, 07:49 AM	#6 (permalink)
zaiaz Psycho Location: State of confusion...wait that's medication.	HE HE HE HA let's all have some cake. __________________ Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...

05-01-2003, 08:52 AM	#7 (permalink)
Scorpio Registered User Location: Earth	Nice