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warrrreagl · 04-30-2003, 09:45 PM

I already admit this is an oooollllldddd one.

A guy walks into a place and orders an RC Cola and a Moonpie. The man in the place says, "Oh, you must be from Alabama."

The guy responds hotly, "I resent that! How dare you stereotype me and assume that simply because I ordered an RC and a Moonpie that I must be from Alabama. What would you say if I'd ordered spaghetti? Would you have assumed I must be from Italy?"

The man replied, "I don't know, it's never come up before."

The guy continues, "And what if I'd ordered vodka? Would you have assumed I was from Russia?"

The man replied again, "Like I said, it's never come up before, so I don't know."

The guy continues, "Well, then please tell me why you assumed I must be from Alabama simply because I ordered an RC and a Moonpie?"

The man asnwered, "Because this is a hardware store."

forgotten_dream · 05-01-2003, 06:01 AM

Ha ha! Ha! That's great!!

duckduck · 05-10-2003, 09:06 PM

Actually, I'd never heard that one. Funny, though.

DEI37 · 05-11-2003, 08:53 AM

Don't think I've heard that one...I like it.

04-30-2003, 09:45 PM	#1 (permalink)
warrrreagl pinche vato Location: backwater, Third World, land of cotton	RC and a Moonpie I already admit this is an oooollllldddd one. A guy walks into a place and orders an RC Cola and a Moonpie. The man in the place says, "Oh, you must be from Alabama." The guy responds hotly, "I resent that! How dare you stereotype me and assume that simply because I ordered an RC and a Moonpie that I must be from Alabama. What would you say if I'd ordered spaghetti? Would you have assumed I must be from Italy?" The man replied, "I don't know, it's never come up before." The guy continues, "And what if I'd ordered vodka? Would you have assumed I was from Russia?" The man replied again, "Like I said, it's never come up before, so I don't know." The guy continues, "Well, then please tell me why you assumed I must be from Alabama simply because I ordered an RC and a Moonpie?" The man asnwered, "Because this is a hardware store." __________________ Living is easy with eyes closed.

05-01-2003, 06:01 AM	#2 (permalink)
forgotten_dream Psycho	Ha ha! Ha! That's great!! __________________ "A ouija board just works better if you've made it yourself. It's sortof like how 'Clue' is more interesting when one of you has actually killed someone."

05-10-2003, 09:06 PM	#3 (permalink)
duckduck Psycho Location: Where hockey pucks run rampant	Actually, I'd never heard that one. Funny, though. __________________ Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way!

05-11-2003, 08:53 AM	#4 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	Don't think I've heard that one...I like it. __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.