RC and a Moonpie
 

I already admit this is an oooollllldddd one.


A guy walks into a place and orders an RC Cola and a Moonpie. The man in the place says, "Oh, you must be from Alabama."

The guy responds hotly, "I resent that! How dare you stereotype me and assume that simply because I ordered an RC and a Moonpie that I must be from Alabama. What would you say if I'd ordered spaghetti? Would you have assumed I must be from Italy?"

The man replied, "I don't know, it's never come up before."

The guy continues, "And what if I'd ordered vodka? Would you have assumed I was from Russia?"

The man replied again, "Like I said, it's never come up before, so I don't know."

The guy continues, "Well, then please tell me why you assumed I must be from Alabama simply because I ordered an RC and a Moonpie?"

The man asnwered, "Because this is a hardware store."

Ha ha! Ha! That's great!!

Actually, I'd never heard that one. Funny, though.

Don't think I've heard that one...I like it.