Pope joke (goin' to hell for this) - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

platypus · 04-30-2003, 08:03 AM

As the Pope lay dying he is visited by an angel who tells him that before he dies, God has commanded that he must make love to a young virgin so he may know and understand the earthly pleasures he gave up his whole life.
The Pope argues for a while but then finally agrees to do it if certain conditions are met:
"First, she must be blind so she cannot see the desecration I will perform on her body!"
"Second, she must be mute so she can never repeat the unspeakable act I will be performing on her body!"
"Third, she must be deaf so she cannot hear the unspeakable acts I will be performing on her body."
The angel writes these down and begins to float away to report back to God.
Just before he disappears, the Pope leans forward and says, "One last thing."
"What is it," says the Angel.
The Pope whispers "Big tits."

scroungrat · 04-30-2003, 08:16 AM

completely unexpected...

cchris · 04-30-2003, 08:33 AM

Of course

ratbastid · 04-30-2003, 08:43 AM

Heh! Go POPE!

Sparky · 04-30-2003, 09:30 AM

Good one, not expecting that.

loganmule · 04-30-2003, 09:56 AM

This a good oldie, off of the first Cheech & Chong LP originally

warrrreagl · 04-30-2003, 11:11 AM

Completely unexpected, AND completely understandable!

soccerstudpc20 · 04-30-2003, 01:48 PM

ahahahahhah, so great

Destrox · 04-30-2003, 02:55 PM

Wtg pope!

i knew you had it ya

Hycdubg · 04-30-2003, 02:59 PM

Hey, the Pope has to have desires as well, besides the desire for young boys' mouths.

Eviltree · 04-30-2003, 03:39 PM

yea, its the pimpin' popen

Toadboy · 04-30-2003, 05:00 PM

That is the funniest thing I have heard in a long time

TerresqueÜ · 04-30-2003, 05:04 PM

I think we all knew the Pope had it in him.

crackpot · 04-30-2003, 05:28 PM

Yeah, he's the Pope, but he's a dude first and foremost.

Mr.Deflok · 04-30-2003, 07:02 PM

Fair enough

Junchbailey · 05-01-2003, 05:41 AM

Haha, that's good

forgotten_dream · 05-01-2003, 05:49 AM

Yes!! You know there has to be pope groupies somewhere out there.

duckduck · 05-10-2003, 09:09 PM

Really didn't see that one coming.

DEI37 · 05-11-2003, 08:52 AM

I've heard it before...but it's a classic! Thanks.

04-30-2003, 08:03 AM	#1 (permalink)
platypus Essen meine kurze Hosen Location: NY Burbs	Pope joke (goin' to hell for this) As the Pope lay dying he is visited by an angel who tells him that before he dies, God has commanded that he must make love to a young virgin so he may know and understand the earthly pleasures he gave up his whole life. The Pope argues for a while but then finally agrees to do it if certain conditions are met: "First, she must be blind so she cannot see the desecration I will perform on her body!" "Second, she must be mute so she can never repeat the unspeakable act I will be performing on her body!" "Third, she must be deaf so she cannot hear the unspeakable acts I will be performing on her body." The angel writes these down and begins to float away to report back to God. Just before he disappears, the Pope leans forward and says, "One last thing." "What is it," says the Angel. The Pope whispers "Big tits." __________________ Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall...nothing but Net.

04-30-2003, 08:16 AM	#2 (permalink)
scroungrat Upright	completely unexpected... __________________ Hmm, what to say in a signature?

04-30-2003, 08:33 AM	#3 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	Of course __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

04-30-2003, 09:30 AM	#5 (permalink)
Sparky Crazy	Good one, not expecting that. __________________ "I had never really thought about it before," Det. Dern said. "But obviously, giving an elephant an enema can be a very dangerous activity and not something that should be attempted alone."

04-30-2003, 11:11 AM	#7 (permalink)
warrrreagl pinche vato Location: backwater, Third World, land of cotton	Completely unexpected, AND completely understandable! __________________ Living is easy with eyes closed.

04-30-2003, 08:43 AM	#4 (permalink)
ratbastid Darth Papa Location: Yonder	Heh! Go POPE!

04-30-2003, 09:56 AM	#6 (permalink)
loganmule Junkie Location: midwest	This a good oldie, off of the first Cheech & Chong LP originally

04-30-2003, 01:48 PM	#8 (permalink)
soccerstudpc20 Insane	ahahahahhah, so great

04-30-2003, 02:55 PM	#9 (permalink)
Destrox Metal and Rock 4 Life Location: Phoenix	Wtg pope! i knew you had it ya __________________ You bore me.... next.

04-30-2003, 02:59 PM	#10 (permalink)
Hycdubg Insane Location: Up my ass	Hey, the Pope has to have desires as well, besides the desire for young boys' mouths. __________________ Alice, that dog has been licking his own asshole for three hours. I would venture to say that there is nothing there that requires more than an hour's attention. So I would suggest that whatever he's attempting to dislodge is either gone for good....or there to stay. -The Long Kiss Goodnight_

04-30-2003, 03:39 PM	#11 (permalink)
Eviltree Psycho Location: British Columbia	yea, its the pimpin' popen

04-30-2003, 05:00 PM	#12 (permalink)
Toadboy Crazy Location: Davis, CA, USA	That is the funniest thing I have heard in a long time __________________ -Toadboy, King of the losers

04-30-2003, 05:04 PM	#13 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	I think we all knew the Pope had it in him. __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

04-30-2003, 05:28 PM	#14 (permalink)
crackpot Junkie Location: Montreal	Yeah, he's the Pope, but he's a dude first and foremost.

04-30-2003, 07:02 PM	#15 (permalink)
Mr.Deflok Blood + Fire Location: New Zealand	Fair enough

05-01-2003, 05:41 AM	#16 (permalink)
Junchbailey Psycho Location: Columbia Falls, MT	Haha, that's good __________________ Hey guys -- I finally got a semen sample after pumping on my wiener for 2 whole days

05-01-2003, 05:49 AM	#17 (permalink)
forgotten_dream Psycho	Yes!! You know there has to be pope groupies somewhere out there. __________________ "A ouija board just works better if you've made it yourself. It's sortof like how 'Clue' is more interesting when one of you has actually killed someone."

05-10-2003, 09:09 PM	#18 (permalink)
duckduck Psycho Location: Where hockey pucks run rampant	Really didn't see that one coming. __________________ Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way!

05-11-2003, 08:52 AM	#19 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	I've heard it before...but it's a classic! Thanks. __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.