Pope joke (goin' to hell for this)
 

As the Pope lay dying he is visited by an angel who tells him that before he dies, God has commanded that he must make love to a young virgin so he may know and understand the earthly pleasures he gave up his whole life.
The Pope argues for a while but then finally agrees to do it if certain conditions are met:
"First, she must be blind so she cannot see the desecration I will perform on her body!"
"Second, she must be mute so she can never repeat the unspeakable act I will be performing on her body!"
"Third, she must be deaf so she cannot hear the unspeakable acts I will be performing on her body."
The angel writes these down and begins to float away to report back to God.
Just before he disappears, the Pope leans forward and says, "One last thing."
"What is it," says the Angel.
The Pope whispers "Big tits."

completely unexpected...

Of course

Heh! Go POPE!

Good one, not expecting that.

This a good oldie, off of the first Cheech & Chong LP originally

Completely unexpected, AND completely understandable!

ahahahahhah, so great

Wtg pope!

i knew you had it ya

Hey, the Pope has to have desires as well, besides the desire for young boys' mouths.

yea, its the pimpin' popen

That is the funniest thing I have heard in a long time

I think we all knew the Pope had it in him.

Yeah, he's the Pope, but he's a dude first and foremost.

Fair enough

Haha, that's good

Yes!! You know there has to be pope groupies somewhere out there.

Really didn't see that one coming.

I've heard it before...but it's a classic! Thanks.