Stupid Joke Thread
 

Throw all your groaners and stupid jokes here. I'll give my contribution.


Q: Did you hear about the new pirate movie?
A : It's rated ARRRRR


A pirate walks into a bar and he has a steering wheel in his groin. He walks around for a while and finally one of the bar keeps asks "Do you know there's a steering wheel at your groin?" The pirate responds "Arrr, it's drivin' me nuts!" *wait for it...let it sink in...now groan*

Did you hear about the evil tuna?





He was rotten to the albacore.

Whats got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog

i guy walks into a bar

sais "ouch!"

how do you kill a blue elephant?

shoot it with a blue elephant gun

how do you kill a red elephant?

paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

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How did pinocchio find out that he was made of wood?
The first time he jerked off his hand caught on fire.

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How do keep a girl from having sex?
Marry her!

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What do you call a blonde at a university?
A visitor

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for Christmas I wanted a Porche Cayenne.







but i settled for a holiday hummer.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: A Fsh

What do you call a dog with no legs?

Anything you want because he ain't coming

HOW DO YOU CATCH A UNIQUE RABBIT??



UNIQUE UP ON HIM

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground Beef.

Where do you find a dog with no legs?


Right where you left him.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Hey, man, why the long face?"