Tuesdays
 

So this guy dies and goes straight to hell. Shocked by his surroundings he runs and hides in a corner. Along comes the devil to greet the new arrival. He asks the frightened man
"what are you doing down there?"

And the man answers “I’m hiding from you because I know you will torture me to no end!"

And the devil chuckles "My young friend how wrong you are. Things aren't so bad down here. You were a drinker in your formal life weren't you?"

The man answers" Well yes I was."

The devil smiles and says" That’s great because every Sunday night is drink night. You can have any drink you want all night long."

The man says” Really?"

The devil replies "Yes and you were a smoker too weren't you?"

The man says "Well yes I was."

The devil takes him by the shoulder and says" Well that’s good because every Monday is smoke day. You can have cigarettes, Cuban cigars, and even weed!"

At this point the guy is stunned by how great life is going to be down here. Then the devil slowly turns to him and says "Now you were also gay in your formal life weren't you?"

The guy quickly responds "NO! NO! I wasn't"

And the devil smiles and says "Well you’re not gonna like Tuesdays much."

hahahaha, thats so good. What a great punchline.

haha that sux for him. But atleast the begining of the week isn't so bad. Hey who knows whats for Wednesday?? :D

Could he drink himself into a three day coma? That'd help somewhat...

Crackpot you must be a glass is half full kinda guy. lol

<I>So this guy dies and goes straight to hell....</I>

Woah. You really cut to the chase on that one ;)

Good one.

ehehehe! wouldnt be so bad...

Hell is for anybody..

That was a good one :)

hey, hell could be a lot worse... cigarettes only one day a week tho, that might be torture, you get 'em just often enough that you'd never stop craving the damn things

Another good one. Not heard this one before...I like it.