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edmos1 · 12-12-2003, 11:12 AM

Your mom is like a shot gun 2 cox's and she is ready to blow.”

Your mama is so fat she saw a school bus with white kids in it she said stop that twinkie.

Yo momma is so fat, her nickname is "DAMN!

Your mama is so fat, when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!

Your Mama so fat, when I told her it was chilly outside she went and grabbed a spoon.

DEI37 · 12-12-2003, 06:39 PM

Yo mama so fat she's got her own zipcode!

Yo mama so fat she shows up on sattelite photos better than the Great Wall of China!

MexicanOnABike · 12-13-2003, 10:05 PM

so 1990... i used to have a list of 500 yo mamma jokes.... same with blonde, blacks, etc...

Futera · 12-14-2003, 04:43 AM

Yeah the internet sorta killed "your momma" jokes for me, Over use is a bad thing.

Note: not in sex terms however.

bobby · 12-14-2003, 07:56 PM

your mamma's so fat she sells shade

12-12-2003, 11:12 AM	#1 (permalink)
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12-12-2003, 06:39 PM	#2 (permalink)
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12-13-2003, 10:05 PM	#3 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	so 1990... i used to have a list of 500 yo mamma jokes.... same with blonde, blacks, etc... __________________ - Movie Reviews - Ratings-

12-14-2003, 07:56 PM	#5 (permalink)
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12-14-2003, 04:43 AM	#4 (permalink)
Futera Upright	Yeah the internet sorta killed "your momma" jokes for me, Over use is a bad thing. Note: not in sex terms however.