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txgirl · 11-25-2003, 06:01 PM

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle," he said.
"You may pass through the pearly gates," Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells".
Saint Peter said, "you may pass through the pearly gates."
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"

The man replied, "They're Carols".

subnet_rx · 11-26-2003, 09:45 AM

bravo49 · 11-27-2003, 01:55 AM

Aw come on now, how silly can you get?

gloveshot3 · 11-27-2003, 07:08 AM

priceless

telekinetic2 · 11-28-2003, 01:05 AM

wonder if Carol's husband had anything to do with his demise?

Crack · 12-10-2003, 03:04 PM

telekinetic, strangely, I was thinking the same thing, which is abnormal, because I usually don't put too much else into a joke i am told... Hmmmmm
~Crack

SSJwrestler · 12-10-2003, 08:39 PM

epic! a freaking classic!

Gortexfogg · 12-11-2003, 06:51 AM

Funny stuff...

hotzot · 12-11-2003, 11:11 AM

Pretty funny, but did he get in?

Keg-o-Grog · 12-11-2003, 03:29 PM

hahaw

i loved it

Acutsef · 12-12-2003, 04:11 AM

lol
I really did laugh out loud, woke the missus

batm4n_23 · 12-12-2003, 04:25 AM

i like that one

11-25-2003, 06:01 PM	#1 (permalink)
txgirl so many men...so little time. Location: Bellingham	pearly gates Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle," he said. "You may pass through the pearly gates," Saint Peter said. The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells". Saint Peter said, "you may pass through the pearly gates." The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?" The man replied, "They're Carols".

11-26-2003, 09:45 AM	#2 (permalink)
subnet_rx Upright	__________________ ESiteNow Web Design

12-10-2003, 03:04 PM	#6 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	telekinetic, strangely, I was thinking the same thing, which is abnormal, because I usually don't put too much else into a joke i am told... Hmmmmm ~Crack __________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx

12-11-2003, 11:11 AM	#9 (permalink)
hotzot We're having potato pancakes! Location: stalag 13	Pretty funny, but did he get in? __________________ The Bully Boys are here!

12-11-2003, 03:29 PM	#10 (permalink)
Keg-o-Grog Insane Location: Foregin student in Texas atm.	hahaw i loved it __________________ I stand alone without beliefs, the only truth i know is you.

11-27-2003, 01:55 AM	#3 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	Aw come on now, how silly can you get?

11-27-2003, 07:08 AM	#4 (permalink)
gloveshot3 Crazy	priceless

11-28-2003, 01:05 AM	#5 (permalink)
telekinetic2 Loser	wonder if Carol's husband had anything to do with his demise?

12-10-2003, 08:39 PM	#7 (permalink)
SSJwrestler Banned Location: Davidson, NC/ Manassas, VA	epic! a freaking classic!

12-11-2003, 06:51 AM	#8 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	Funny stuff...

12-12-2003, 04:11 AM	#11 (permalink)
Acutsef Upright Location: Dunedin, New Zealand	lol I really did laugh out loud, woke the missus __________________ My wit often gets in the way of my pithiness.

12-12-2003, 04:25 AM	#12 (permalink)
batm4n_23 Addict	i like that one