pearly gates
 

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle," he said.
"You may pass through the pearly gates," Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells".
Saint Peter said, "you may pass through the pearly gates."
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"

The man replied, "They're Carols".

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Aw come on now, how silly can you get?

priceless

wonder if Carol's husband had anything to do with his demise?

telekinetic, strangely, I was thinking the same thing, which is abnormal, because I usually don't put too much else into a joke i am told... Hmmmmm
~Crack

epic! a freaking classic!

Funny stuff...

Pretty funny, but did he get in?

hahaw :p i loved it

lol
I really did laugh out loud, woke the missus

i like that one