Bless me Father for I have... (oldie but goodie) - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

iona · 04-30-2003, 11:08 AM

An old favourite - still makes me smile...

Girl goes into the confessional...
"Bless me father for I have sinned... Last night a boy put his willy into me"
"Are you married my child? If you are confessing this I think you are not".
"I'm not married Father, and as good catholics we didn't use any contraceptives. I'm worried father".
"I'm pleased you did not use any devices of satan my child... But what are you woried about?"
"I've heard that the baby comes out where the boy's willy went in Father. Is that true?"
"I'm told that this is true my child".
"Is the baby big Father and dues it push out hard regardless?"
"Yes my child, a baby coming out is the consequence of your actions".
"Father... Will my teeth grow back?"

Mike & Iona

warrrreagl · 04-30-2003, 11:10 AM

Whoa, good one!

Mitzkrieg · 04-30-2003, 11:14 AM

hahaha

forgotten_dream · 05-01-2003, 06:17 AM

Heh. Wrong, but funny.

zaiaz · 05-01-2003, 07:53 AM

AAAHAHAHAHA LMAO now that's funny.

duckduck · 05-01-2003, 11:52 AM

Awwwwww, dirty.................but funny

Darklight Adept · 05-01-2003, 01:36 PM

OOOOOOOOOO!!! I like it! It's got BITE!

/me smacks himself for that unauthorized pun.

Pilgrim · 05-01-2003, 03:08 PM

Ah hA, I gets it~

nico · 05-01-2003, 03:41 PM

bahahhaa

GreenCloud · 05-01-2003, 04:00 PM

good one

MexicanOnABike · 05-01-2003, 09:18 PM

hehehe... she must be blonde...

04-30-2003, 11:08 AM	#1 (permalink)
iona Upright Location: Scotland	Bless me Father for I have... (oldie but goodie) An old favourite - still makes me smile... Girl goes into the confessional... "Bless me father for I have sinned... Last night a boy put his willy into me" "Are you married my child? If you are confessing this I think you are not". "I'm not married Father, and as good catholics we didn't use any contraceptives. I'm worried father". "I'm pleased you did not use any devices of satan my child... But what are you woried about?" "I've heard that the baby comes out where the boy's willy went in Father. Is that true?" "I'm told that this is true my child". "Is the baby big Father and dues it push out hard regardless?" "Yes my child, a baby coming out is the consequence of your actions". "Father... Will my teeth grow back?" Mike & Iona __________________ For sale, 9" Demi-Baguettes... Satisfaction guarenteed!!!

04-30-2003, 11:10 AM	#2 (permalink)
warrrreagl pinche vato Location: backwater, Third World, land of cotton	Whoa, good one! __________________ Living is easy with eyes closed.

05-01-2003, 06:17 AM	#4 (permalink)
forgotten_dream Psycho	Heh. Wrong, but funny. __________________ "A ouija board just works better if you've made it yourself. It's sortof like how 'Clue' is more interesting when one of you has actually killed someone."

05-01-2003, 07:53 AM	#5 (permalink)
zaiaz Psycho Location: State of confusion...wait that's medication.	AAAHAHAHAHA LMAO now that's funny. __________________ Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...

05-01-2003, 11:52 AM	#6 (permalink)
duckduck Psycho Location: Where hockey pucks run rampant	Awwwwww, dirty.................but funny __________________ Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way!

04-30-2003, 11:14 AM	#3 (permalink)
Mitzkrieg Insane	hahaha

05-01-2003, 01:36 PM	#7 (permalink)
Darklight Adept Crazy Location: Houston, Tx	OOOOOOOOOO!!! I like it! It's got BITE! /me smacks himself for that unauthorized pun.

05-01-2003, 03:08 PM	#8 (permalink)
Pilgrim Crazy Location: Ilium	Ah hA, I gets it~ __________________ "So it goes."

05-01-2003, 04:00 PM	#10 (permalink)
GreenCloud Insane Location: Boone, NC	good one __________________ "Boy, I like that echo... goes right through my head... I had that happen once, but it was chemically induced...." - Steve Earle

05-01-2003, 09:18 PM	#11 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	hehehe... she must be blonde... __________________ - Movie Reviews - Ratings-