Survivor... Texas Style!
 

Meant to put this in Humor... sorry... had a brain fart... hope you enjoy anyway... :D


Survivor (Texas Style)

CBS is currently running the popular reality show "Survivor". In response, the state of Texas is planning it’s own show -- "Survivor Texas Style." The contestants will begin their journey in Dallas, travel through Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston, and down to Brownsville. They will continue on to Del Rio, El Paso, then to Midland/Odessa, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there, they proceed to Abilene, and on to Ft. Worth and ultimately back to their starting point in Dallas.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with a bumper sticker that reads, "I'm gay, I voted for Al Gore, and I'm here to confiscate your guns."

The first one to make it back to Dallas alive... wins.

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best reaction I can come up with*

moved it for you you ~springrain.
Very funny. Now they need to do a survivor Alaska.
How many uses can you find for duct tape?

No one would survive... I'd watch it!
~Crack

Hahaha!!! I hate reality tv though, so stupid.

that's a great joke

hehehe... would be great tv.

HAHHAHAH !!!!!! excellent idear !!!

I bet a bunch that they'd never get outa' the Dallas city limits!

never make it, I would watch it.