platypus

Three old ladies were sitting on a park bench, when they were approached by a young man in a trenchcoat. Completely out of the blue, he whipped his coat open, standing there in nothing but his birthday suit and a smile.

Seeing this, the first old lady had a stroke. So did the second. But the third one's arms were too short and she couldn't reach.

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Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall...nothing but Net.

scroungrat

ohhh..................sick.. but funny!!!!

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ratbastid

I love dirty old lady jokes!

Sparky

Ewww, old ladies stoking.

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"I had never really thought about it before," Det. Dern said. "But obviously, giving an elephant an enema can be a very dangerous activity and not something that should be attempted alone."

warrrreagl

(((double-take!!!)))

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cchris

Appreciate that humor

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ForgottenKnight

eewwwww....FUNNY!

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