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platypus · 04-30-2003, 08:10 AM

Three old ladies were sitting on a park bench, when they were approached by a young man in a trenchcoat. Completely out of the blue, he whipped his coat open, standing there in nothing but his birthday suit and a smile.

Seeing this, the first old lady had a stroke. So did the second. But the third one's arms were too short and she couldn't reach.

scroungrat · 04-30-2003, 08:14 AM

ohhh..................sick.. but funny!!!!

ratbastid · 04-30-2003, 08:44 AM

I love dirty old lady jokes!

Sparky · 04-30-2003, 09:32 AM

Ewww, old ladies stoking.

warrrreagl · 04-30-2003, 11:26 AM

(((double-take!!!)))

cchris · 05-03-2003, 09:45 PM

Appreciate that humor

ForgottenKnight · 05-03-2003, 10:19 PM

eewwwww....FUNNY!

04-30-2003, 08:10 AM	#1 (permalink)
platypus Essen meine kurze Hosen Location: NY Burbs	Three old ladies... Three old ladies were sitting on a park bench, when they were approached by a young man in a trenchcoat. Completely out of the blue, he whipped his coat open, standing there in nothing but his birthday suit and a smile. Seeing this, the first old lady had a stroke. So did the second. But the third one's arms were too short and she couldn't reach. __________________ Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall...nothing but Net.

04-30-2003, 08:14 AM	#2 (permalink)
scroungrat Upright	ohhh..................sick.. but funny!!!! __________________ Hmm, what to say in a signature?

04-30-2003, 09:32 AM	#4 (permalink)
Sparky Crazy	Ewww, old ladies stoking. __________________ "I had never really thought about it before," Det. Dern said. "But obviously, giving an elephant an enema can be a very dangerous activity and not something that should be attempted alone."

04-30-2003, 11:26 AM	#5 (permalink)
warrrreagl pinche vato Location: backwater, Third World, land of cotton	(((double-take!!!))) __________________ Living is easy with eyes closed.

05-03-2003, 09:45 PM	#6 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	Appreciate that humor __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

04-30-2003, 08:44 AM	#3 (permalink)
ratbastid Darth Papa Location: Yonder	I love dirty old lady jokes!

05-03-2003, 10:19 PM	#7 (permalink)
ForgottenKnight Jesus Freak Location: Following the light...	eewwwww....FUNNY! __________________ "People say I'm strange, does that make me a stranger?"