platypus

A young woman goes to confession, and upon entering the confessional she says, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."
The priest says, "Confess your sins and be forgiven."
"Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times."
The priest thinks long and hard and then says, "Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice."
The young woman asks, "Will this cleanse me of my sins?"
The priest says, "No, but it will wipe that smile off your face."

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Sparky

Ha, good one.

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"I had never really thought about it before," Det. Dern said. "But obviously, giving an elephant an enema can be a very dangerous activity and not something that should be attempted alone."

warrrreagl

Laughing out loud over here....

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Living is easy with eyes closed.

Gnzo

hahha, nice

Eviltree

very good, those priests know everything

forgotten_dream

Heh. May have to remember that one.

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