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platypus · 04-30-2003, 07:59 AM

A texas oil baron decides to take a trip to Alaska for a few months to see how the oil business is done up there. He arrives in town to find that there are no women at all. "Hmmm, these guys must get pretty horny but if they can stand it so can I", he thought.

Well his first night there he heads off to a bar with some of his new buddies. They have a few drinks when he notices a moose outside through the front window of the bar. One of his friends raises his hand and says "She's mine." He runs outside, has his way with the moose and comes back in to slaps on the back and congratulations from the other guys at the table. The oil baron is shocked but figures, "If that's how things are done, who am I to judge?"

A few weeks later the exact same thing happens. They see a moose, one of the guys claims it, has his way with it and comes back to cheers.

A few months pass and our baron is feeling a bit randy. He heads out to the bar that evening with his friends as normal and has a few beers. That's when he notices a moose outside through the front window. A few seconds go by and no one has claimed it yet so he raises his hand and says "She's mine." He runs outside, drops his pants, has his way with the moose and heads back inside.

The bar is dead silent and no one looks at him. He quickly sits down and whispers to his friend next to him "What? What's wrong - I saw plenty of other guys do it too." The friend whispers back, "No offense but that's the ugliest moose I've ever seen."

scroungrat · 04-30-2003, 08:13 AM

thats a good one...

zf0enix · 04-30-2003, 08:18 AM

funny!

warrrreagl · 04-30-2003, 11:33 AM

You've got me laughing today, platypus.

TerresqueÜ · 04-30-2003, 12:41 PM

hahaha good one!

forgotten_dream · 05-01-2003, 06:07 AM

Heh. I suppose you'd have to nail a moose or two before you'd gain perspective on that sort of thing.

cchris · 05-03-2003, 09:43 PM

Certainly beats sheep jokes

ForgottenKnight · 05-03-2003, 10:17 PM

LOL That's just wrong. Very funny though!

04-30-2003, 07:59 AM	#1 (permalink)
platypus Essen meine kurze Hosen Location: NY Burbs	When in Alaska... A texas oil baron decides to take a trip to Alaska for a few months to see how the oil business is done up there. He arrives in town to find that there are no women at all. "Hmmm, these guys must get pretty horny but if they can stand it so can I", he thought. Well his first night there he heads off to a bar with some of his new buddies. They have a few drinks when he notices a moose outside through the front window of the bar. One of his friends raises his hand and says "She's mine." He runs outside, has his way with the moose and comes back in to slaps on the back and congratulations from the other guys at the table. The oil baron is shocked but figures, "If that's how things are done, who am I to judge?" A few weeks later the exact same thing happens. They see a moose, one of the guys claims it, has his way with it and comes back to cheers. A few months pass and our baron is feeling a bit randy. He heads out to the bar that evening with his friends as normal and has a few beers. That's when he notices a moose outside through the front window. A few seconds go by and no one has claimed it yet so he raises his hand and says "She's mine." He runs outside, drops his pants, has his way with the moose and heads back inside. The bar is dead silent and no one looks at him. He quickly sits down and whispers to his friend next to him "What? What's wrong - I saw plenty of other guys do it too." The friend whispers back, "No offense but that's the ugliest moose I've ever seen." __________________ Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall...nothing but Net.

04-30-2003, 08:13 AM	#2 (permalink)
scroungrat Upright	thats a good one... __________________ Hmm, what to say in a signature?

04-30-2003, 08:18 AM	#3 (permalink)
zf0enix Psycho Location: PacNW	funny! __________________ One step closer to the edge...

04-30-2003, 11:33 AM	#4 (permalink)
warrrreagl pinche vato Location: backwater, Third World, land of cotton	You've got me laughing today, platypus. __________________ Living is easy with eyes closed.

04-30-2003, 12:41 PM	#5 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	hahaha good one! __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

05-01-2003, 06:07 AM	#6 (permalink)
forgotten_dream Psycho	Heh. I suppose you'd have to nail a moose or two before you'd gain perspective on that sort of thing. __________________ "A ouija board just works better if you've made it yourself. It's sortof like how 'Clue' is more interesting when one of you has actually killed someone."

05-03-2003, 09:43 PM	#7 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	Certainly beats sheep jokes __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

05-03-2003, 10:17 PM	#8 (permalink)
ForgottenKnight Jesus Freak Location: Following the light...	LOL That's just wrong. Very funny though! __________________ "People say I'm strange, does that make me a stranger?"