Racist Jokes!
 

How do you get a racist to laugh on a Sunday?
Tell them a joke on Friday.

What's the difference between a racist and a bucket of sludge?
The bucket.

Why is a racist like a drunk?
Because whatever they say ends in a slur.

Why is a racist like a dog?
Because they both mark out territory by spraying walls.

What's red and white and peels itself?
A white supremist trying to get a suntan.

What's the definition of confused?
A white supremist watching the mens 100m sprint.

What do you get when you cross a white supremist with a donkey?
Someone who thinks the sun shines out of their own ass.

What do you call a bigot who does well on an IQ test?
A cheat.

Why is a bigot like the announcer at Randwick?
Because they both start shouting the instant they see a new race.

What's the difference between a schoolyard racist and Adolf Hitler?
Opportunity.

What are the best four years of a racist's life?
Year 6.

Why do racists hang around in gangs?
So they can form a dope ring.

Why didn't the racist cross the road?
She was afraid of the other side.

How many racists does it take to change a light bulb?
None - racists hate being enlightened.

Have you heard about the racist who choked on his youghurt?
Someone told him it grew out of a foreign culture.

Why do racists compete with others on the basis of colour?
Because if they competed on brains, they'd lose.

Why did the racist punch out the immigrants?
Because if you can't join 'em, beat 'em.

i thought this was gonna be something else...
i liked it -- really funny

^^ As did I However, i don't get:

What are the best four years of a racist's life?
Year 6.

Why do racists hang around in gangs?
So they can form a dope ring.

Perhaps I'm just slow, but i don't get those two..

I'm not sure of Year 6 myself, but dope ring has two meanings. It can either be a group of people banded together to sell drugs, or a bunch of dopes (idiots) standing in a circle...

Must be a European. Year # is how they describe grade level in Europe

"How many racists does it take to change a light bulb?
None - racists hate being enlightened."

I think thats the best one :)

"What's the definition of confused?
A white supremist watching the mens 100m sprint." is it because all the runners are black?

What are the best four years of a racist's life?
Year 6.
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What are the best four years of a racist's life?
Grade 6.

I expected something else as well, a pleasant surprise, but isn't it kinda racist in and of itself? Or was that the point?

ahahaha... good stuff... gonna have to tell someone at work... he;s gonna be pissed off.

asquint it's only racist if you believe that only one race can be racist. Since there are members of every race that believe that their race is the best, we're covering all of our bases on this one.

I like to think of this as anti-ignorance myself.

So it's not racist, It's just prejeduce against racist. Still some funny ones in there.