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doodah · 12-05-2003, 12:51 AM

A guy walked into a bathroom and started pissing He looked over
and saw a really little man taking a piss. The guy looked over
at him and said, "Hello." The little man said, "Hi, I'm a
leprechaun!" The guy was amazed. The leprechaun said "I like
you. I am going to grant you 3 wishes."

The guy was skeptical but he decided to go along with it. The
guy said, "Okay, I want a big house." The leprechaun said, "When
you return home, you will have a huge mansion!"

The guy said, "And then I want a beautiful woman for my own."
The leprechaun said, "I will give you a woman so wonderful you
will never look at anyone else."

The guy didn't know what to wish for 3rd. He looked over and saw
the size of this leprechaun's dick. It was huge. He said "Okay,
my third wish is to have a big dick as big as yours." The
leprechaun said, "I'll give it to you if you let me screw you up
the butt." The guy didn't want to, but he really wanted a big
dick. So the two were tearing it up! All the sudden the guy
yelled out, "I can't believe I'm letting a leprechaun screw me
up the butt!" Then the leprechaun said, "I can't believe you
think I am a leprechaun."

Happyland · 12-05-2003, 08:03 AM

rotten dirty leprechans

someoneelse · 12-05-2003, 11:35 AM

lol that sucks

Tiger69z · 12-05-2003, 12:52 PM

Haha yea, i first heard this joke as a flash movie..

bluearmy · 12-05-2003, 05:51 PM

Nasty but I like it.

Eviltree · 12-05-2003, 07:44 PM

well, have we learned a lesson? Don't trust leprachauns that say they'll give wishes. Or something like that. Beware the little green men perhaps.

MexicanOnABike · 12-05-2003, 08:33 PM

hehe... it wouldnt be so bad with some lube.

KellyC · 12-06-2003, 01:45 AM

OH shit!! so funny!! SICK..but funnyyyyyyy..omg so so so fawking funny!!! (ahem) thnx bro

Gortexfogg · 12-06-2003, 08:44 AM

Hilarious!

herostar · 12-06-2003, 11:38 AM

too funny, that's disgusting though

Starfish · 12-06-2003, 01:14 PM

wow! That was good....

Evil Milkman · 12-06-2003, 07:41 PM

I'm at a loss for words on this one, great job!

dover, ben · 12-09-2003, 10:45 PM

So it's a gay leprechaun. Or a gay not-leprechaun. A gay midget with a big wang. Indeed, that is quite humorous.

Crack · 12-13-2003, 02:02 PM

Smells like cabbage...Didn't that tip him off?

Tarn · 12-15-2003, 08:58 AM

12-05-2003, 12:51 AM	#1 (permalink)
doodah Tilted Location: somewhere over the fucking rainbow	little mr leprachaun A guy walked into a bathroom and started pissing He looked over and saw a really little man taking a piss. The guy looked over at him and said, "Hello." The little man said, "Hi, I'm a leprechaun!" The guy was amazed. The leprechaun said "I like you. I am going to grant you 3 wishes." The guy was skeptical but he decided to go along with it. The guy said, "Okay, I want a big house." The leprechaun said, "When you return home, you will have a huge mansion!" The guy said, "And then I want a beautiful woman for my own." The leprechaun said, "I will give you a woman so wonderful you will never look at anyone else." The guy didn't know what to wish for 3rd. He looked over and saw the size of this leprechaun's dick. It was huge. He said "Okay, my third wish is to have a big dick as big as yours." The leprechaun said, "I'll give it to you if you let me screw you up the butt." The guy didn't want to, but he really wanted a big dick. So the two were tearing it up! All the sudden the guy yelled out, "I can't believe I'm letting a leprechaun screw me up the butt!" Then the leprechaun said, "I can't believe you think I am a leprechaun." __________________ sometimes.. we all just gotta rock out with our cock out and hang out with our wang out... its just how it is....

12-05-2003, 08:03 AM	#2 (permalink)
Happyland Insane Location: where happiness lives	rotten dirty leprechans __________________ someone else here must like Walton & Johnson too

12-05-2003, 11:35 AM	#3 (permalink)
someoneelse Insane	lol that sucks __________________ someone else....?

12-05-2003, 08:33 PM	#7 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	hehe... it wouldnt be so bad with some lube. __________________ - Movie Reviews - Ratings-

12-06-2003, 01:45 AM	#8 (permalink)
KellyC Comment or else!! Location: Home sweet home	OH shit!! so funny!! SICK..but funnyyyyyyy..omg so so so fawking funny!!! (ahem) thnx bro __________________ Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe? Me: Shit happens.

12-05-2003, 12:52 PM	#4 (permalink)
Tiger69z Banned Location: Sunny S.FLA	Haha yea, i first heard this joke as a flash movie..

12-05-2003, 05:51 PM	#5 (permalink)
bluearmy Insane Location: uk	Nasty but I like it.

12-05-2003, 07:44 PM	#6 (permalink)
Eviltree Psycho Location: British Columbia	well, have we learned a lesson? Don't trust leprachauns that say they'll give wishes. Or something like that. Beware the little green men perhaps.

12-06-2003, 08:44 AM	#9 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	Hilarious!

12-06-2003, 11:38 AM	#10 (permalink)
herostar Psycho Location: South Dakota	too funny, that's disgusting though __________________ Got time to chill?

12-06-2003, 01:14 PM	#11 (permalink)
Starfish Tilted Location: Illnois	wow! That was good.... __________________ Evil Milkman: "So I wonder what it would taste like now?" Me: "Like a big floppy penis that hasn't been washed in a couple days."

12-06-2003, 07:41 PM	#12 (permalink)
Evil Milkman Addict Location: Illinois	I'm at a loss for words on this one, great job!

12-09-2003, 10:45 PM	#13 (permalink)
dover, ben Upright	So it's a gay leprechaun. Or a gay not-leprechaun. A gay midget with a big wang. Indeed, that is quite humorous.

12-13-2003, 02:02 PM	#14 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	Smells like cabbage...Didn't that tip him off? __________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx

12-15-2003, 08:58 AM	#15 (permalink)
Tarn Crazy