little mr leprachaun
 

A guy walked into a bathroom and started pissing He looked over
and saw a really little man taking a piss. The guy looked over
at him and said, "Hello." The little man said, "Hi, I'm a
leprechaun!" The guy was amazed. The leprechaun said "I like
you. I am going to grant you 3 wishes."

The guy was skeptical but he decided to go along with it. The
guy said, "Okay, I want a big house." The leprechaun said, "When
you return home, you will have a huge mansion!"

The guy said, "And then I want a beautiful woman for my own."
The leprechaun said, "I will give you a woman so wonderful you
will never look at anyone else."

The guy didn't know what to wish for 3rd. He looked over and saw
the size of this leprechaun's dick. It was huge. He said "Okay,
my third wish is to have a big dick as big as yours." The
leprechaun said, "I'll give it to you if you let me screw you up
the butt." The guy didn't want to, but he really wanted a big
dick. So the two were tearing it up! All the sudden the guy
yelled out, "I can't believe I'm letting a leprechaun screw me
up the butt!" Then the leprechaun said, "I can't believe you
think I am a leprechaun."

rotten dirty leprechans

lol that sucks

Haha yea, i first heard this joke as a flash movie..

Nasty but I like it.

well, have we learned a lesson? Don't trust leprachauns that say they'll give wishes. Or something like that. Beware the little green men perhaps.

hehe... it wouldnt be so bad with some lube.

OH shit!! so funny!! SICK..but funnyyyyyyy..omg so so so fawking funny!!! (ahem) thnx bro

Hilarious!

too funny, that's disgusting though

wow! That was good....

I'm at a loss for words on this one, great job! :D

So it's a gay leprechaun. Or a gay not-leprechaun. A gay midget with a big wang. Indeed, that is quite humorous.

Smells like cabbage...Didn't that tip him off?

:D