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Old 12-05-2003, 12:50 AM   #1 (permalink)
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doin the dishes

Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for
a great price, but its missing a seal, so whenever it rains he
has to smear Vaseline over the spot where the seal should be.
Anyway, his girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her
parents. He drives his new bike to her house, where she is
outside waiting for him. "No matter what happens at dinner
tonight, don't say a word," She tells him," Our family had a
fight a while ago about doing dishes. We haven't done any since,
but the first person to speak at dinner has to do them."

Steve sits down for dinner and it is just how she described it.
Dishes are piled up to the ceiling in the kitchen, and nobody is
saying a word. So Steve decides to have a little fun. He grabs
his girlfriend throws her on the table and drills her in front
of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is
obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down,
but no one says a word.

A few minutes later he grabs her mom throws her on the table and
does a repeat performance. Now his girlfriend is furious, her
dad is boiling, and her mother a little happier. But still there
is complete silence at the table.

All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts
to rain. Steve remembers his motorcycle. He jumps up and grabs
his jar of Vaseline. Upon witnessing this, his girlfriend's
father backs away from the table and screams, "OKAY, ENOUGH
ALREADY. I'LL DO THE FUCKING DISHES!!"
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Old 12-05-2003, 12:54 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Haha i think this is a repost. It's fuggin hilarious though
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Old 12-05-2003, 05:53 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Brilliant you have got me chuckling away.
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Old 12-05-2003, 08:09 PM   #4 (permalink)
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nice, very nice.
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Old 12-05-2003, 08:35 PM   #5 (permalink)
 
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ahahahahah! great punch line! realy liked that.
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Old 12-05-2003, 10:02 PM   #6 (permalink)
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you know his mom liked it......
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Old 12-06-2003, 11:08 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Excellent!
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Old 12-06-2003, 01:21 PM   #8 (permalink)
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NICE! good joke.....
Quote:
Originally posted by gar1976
you know his mom liked it......
I bet she did....
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Old 12-07-2003, 01:14 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Definitely a repost; yet funny nonetheless
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Old 12-08-2003, 12:08 PM   #10 (permalink)
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great post
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Old 12-08-2003, 02:26 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I knew it was going to be something along those lines, but still, pretty funny.

Good post.
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Old 12-08-2003, 05:36 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Hahahaha, good one
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Old 12-08-2003, 06:07 PM   #13 (permalink)
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i've heard that 1 before. its still a classic
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Old 12-08-2003, 08:22 PM   #14 (permalink)
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definately a good one
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Old 12-08-2003, 09:59 PM   #15 (permalink)
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that's awesome, thanks
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Old 12-09-2003, 09:32 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Way to take advantage of the situation, but now that the silence has been broken, he better haul ass else the dad's liable to go for the shotgun before the dishes.
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Old 12-10-2003, 05:28 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Very good!
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Old 12-11-2003, 04:12 AM   #18 (permalink)
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One of the best I've heard in ages
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