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doodah · 12-05-2003, 12:50 AM

Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for
a great price, but its missing a seal, so whenever it rains he
has to smear Vaseline over the spot where the seal should be.
Anyway, his girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her
parents. He drives his new bike to her house, where she is
outside waiting for him. "No matter what happens at dinner
tonight, don't say a word," She tells him," Our family had a
fight a while ago about doing dishes. We haven't done any since,
but the first person to speak at dinner has to do them."

Steve sits down for dinner and it is just how she described it.
Dishes are piled up to the ceiling in the kitchen, and nobody is
saying a word. So Steve decides to have a little fun. He grabs
his girlfriend throws her on the table and drills her in front
of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is
obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down,
but no one says a word.

A few minutes later he grabs her mom throws her on the table and
does a repeat performance. Now his girlfriend is furious, her
dad is boiling, and her mother a little happier. But still there
is complete silence at the table.

All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts
to rain. Steve remembers his motorcycle. He jumps up and grabs
his jar of Vaseline. Upon witnessing this, his girlfriend's
father backs away from the table and screams, "OKAY, ENOUGH
ALREADY. I'LL DO THE FUCKING DISHES!!"

Tiger69z · 12-05-2003, 12:54 PM

Haha i think this is a repost. It's fuggin hilarious though

bluearmy · 12-05-2003, 05:53 PM

Brilliant you have got me chuckling away.

Eviltree · 12-05-2003, 08:09 PM

nice, very nice.

MexicanOnABike · 12-05-2003, 08:35 PM

ahahahahah! great punch line! realy liked that.

gar1976 · 12-05-2003, 10:02 PM

you know his mom liked it......

Evil Milkman · 12-06-2003, 11:08 AM

Excellent!

Starfish · 12-06-2003, 01:21 PM

NICE! good joke.....

Quote:

Originally posted by gar1976
you know his mom liked it......

I bet she did....

soccerchamp76 · 12-07-2003, 01:14 PM

Definitely a repost; yet funny nonetheless

thedrake · 12-08-2003, 12:08 PM

great post

microdot · 12-08-2003, 02:26 PM

I knew it was going to be something along those lines, but still, pretty funny.

Good post.

CS733t · 12-08-2003, 05:36 PM

Hahahaha, good one

slimshaydee · 12-08-2003, 06:07 PM

i've heard that 1 before. its still a classic

Darklight Adept · 12-08-2003, 08:22 PM

definately a good one

herostar · 12-08-2003, 09:59 PM

that's awesome, thanks

dover, ben · 12-09-2003, 09:32 PM

Way to take advantage of the situation, but now that the silence has been broken, he better haul ass else the dad's liable to go for the shotgun before the dishes.

geodaro · 12-10-2003, 05:28 AM

Very good!

bravo49 · 12-11-2003, 04:12 AM

One of the best I've heard in ages

12-05-2003, 12:50 AM	#1 (permalink)
doodah Tilted Location: somewhere over the fucking rainbow	doin the dishes Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but its missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear Vaseline over the spot where the seal should be. Anyway, his girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents. He drives his new bike to her house, where she is outside waiting for him. "No matter what happens at dinner tonight, don't say a word," She tells him," Our family had a fight a while ago about doing dishes. We haven't done any since, but the first person to speak at dinner has to do them." Steve sits down for dinner and it is just how she described it. Dishes are piled up to the ceiling in the kitchen, and nobody is saying a word. So Steve decides to have a little fun. He grabs his girlfriend throws her on the table and drills her in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word. A few minutes later he grabs her mom throws her on the table and does a repeat performance. Now his girlfriend is furious, her dad is boiling, and her mother a little happier. But still there is complete silence at the table. All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Steve remembers his motorcycle. He jumps up and grabs his jar of Vaseline. Upon witnessing this, his girlfriend's father backs away from the table and screams, "OKAY, ENOUGH ALREADY. I'LL DO THE FUCKING DISHES!!" __________________ sometimes.. we all just gotta rock out with our cock out and hang out with our wang out... its just how it is....

12-05-2003, 08:35 PM	#5 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	ahahahahah! great punch line! realy liked that. __________________ - Movie Reviews - Ratings-

12-07-2003, 01:14 PM	#9 (permalink)
soccerchamp76 Go Cardinals Location: St. Louis/Cincinnati	Definitely a repost; yet funny nonetheless __________________ Brian Griffin: Ah, if my memory serves me, this is the physics department. Chris Griffin: That would explain all the gravity. Last edited by soccerchamp76; 12-07-2003 at 01:22 PM..

12-08-2003, 05:36 PM	#12 (permalink)
CS733t Crazy	Hahahaha, good one __________________ So tired now of paying my dues I start out strong but then I always lose It's half the distance before you leave me behind It's such a waste of time

12-08-2003, 09:59 PM	#15 (permalink)
herostar Psycho Location: South Dakota	that's awesome, thanks __________________ Got time to chill?

12-05-2003, 12:54 PM	#2 (permalink)
Tiger69z Banned Location: Sunny S.FLA	Haha i think this is a repost. It's fuggin hilarious though

12-05-2003, 05:53 PM	#3 (permalink)
bluearmy Insane Location: uk	Brilliant you have got me chuckling away.

12-05-2003, 08:09 PM	#4 (permalink)
Eviltree Psycho Location: British Columbia	nice, very nice.

12-05-2003, 10:02 PM	#6 (permalink)
gar1976 Custom User Title Location: Lurking. Under the desk.	you know his mom liked it......

12-06-2003, 11:08 AM	#7 (permalink)
Evil Milkman Addict Location: Illinois	Excellent!

12-08-2003, 12:08 PM	#10 (permalink)
thedrake Banned Location: Iowa	great post

12-08-2003, 02:26 PM	#11 (permalink)
microdot Crazy	I knew it was going to be something along those lines, but still, pretty funny. Good post.

12-08-2003, 06:07 PM	#13 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	i've heard that 1 before. its still a classic

12-08-2003, 08:22 PM	#14 (permalink)
Darklight Adept Crazy Location: Houston, Tx	definately a good one

12-09-2003, 09:32 PM	#16 (permalink)
dover, ben Upright	Way to take advantage of the situation, but now that the silence has been broken, he better haul ass else the dad's liable to go for the shotgun before the dishes.

12-10-2003, 05:28 AM	#17 (permalink)
geodaro Psycho	Very good!

12-11-2003, 04:12 AM	#18 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	One of the best I've heard in ages