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Old 12-05-2003, 12:46 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Austin Powers Pick up lines

1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.

2. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt)....Let's get you out of
these wet clothes.

3. Nice legs...what time do they open?

4. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my
package.

5. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

6. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

7. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only
one talking to you.

8. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed
Thrasher,have you seen one?

9. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth
tonight.

10. Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell
outta me.

11. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I
could ride you all day long for a quarter.

12. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.

13. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.

14. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?

15. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is
only a light switch away.

16. You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.

17. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even
farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

18. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by
morning.

19. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

20. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?

21. F@#! me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom?

22. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my
bedroom floor.

23. My name is Austin ... remember that, you'll be screaming it
later.

24. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by
again?

25. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

26. My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute."

27. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to
you.

28. My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want
to.

29. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you
been drinking?

30. If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth,
I bet we could do it in public.

31. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you
like pizza?

32. Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home
without me.

33. Do you sleep on your stomach? no..........? Can I???

34. Do you wash your pants in Windex because I can see myself in
them.

35. I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went
into this cheap motel room.
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Old 12-05-2003, 05:10 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Definitely some good ones in there. Gonna have to remember a few! Thanks.
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Old 12-05-2003, 11:36 AM   #3 (permalink)
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hahah some of them were funny as hell
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Old 12-05-2003, 08:49 PM   #4 (permalink)
 
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didnt like the movies but these are funny.
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Old 12-06-2003, 07:31 AM   #5 (permalink)
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i like 2 and 7
35 isnt bad either
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Old 12-06-2003, 10:26 AM   #6 (permalink)
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those are good... thanks
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Old 12-08-2003, 12:17 PM   #7 (permalink)
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good lines that i will never use
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Old 12-09-2003, 05:00 AM   #8 (permalink)
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nice ones !!!!
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Old 12-09-2003, 10:47 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Just wondering, what warranted the Austin Powers reference?

btw in reference to 29, a clever insult I devised: If milk does a body good than you must be lactose intolerant.

Eh? whaddya think?

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Old 12-09-2003, 10:50 PM   #10 (permalink)
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i dunno i think it looked like austin powers would say....
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Old 12-10-2003, 02:32 AM   #11 (permalink)
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All great, none could be picked out as poor
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Old 12-10-2003, 05:27 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Classic. I love Austin
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Old 12-14-2003, 04:58 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Haha I gotta try those out, lol
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Old 12-14-2003, 11:28 PM   #14 (permalink)
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hehe, those are good.
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