This rope walks into a bar..... - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

billclinton · 04-30-2003, 01:10 AM

This rope walks into a bar, goes up to the bartender and says "give me bourbon"..bartender says "we don't serve ropes in here". So the rope leaves and waits a little while to see if the bartender forgets him. He decides to go back into the bar, he walks in and goes up to the bartender and says "give me a bourbon".....the bartender says "we don't serve ropes in here". The rope, unfazed walks out and contemplates his next move. The rope has an idea.....he messes up his hair really bad and ties himself into a knot. He walks back into the bar and goes straight to the bartender and says "give me a bourbon". The bartender says "aren't you that same rope that I keep telling that we don't serve ropes?".......The rope looks valiantly back and replies "No, I'm a frayed knot"...............heee heee whooo that is a good one.....

llama8 · 04-30-2003, 02:25 AM

The classics are always the best

bahula04 · 04-30-2003, 03:50 AM

i love ____ walks into a bar jokes, and this one didn't disapoint

Jaiddin · 04-30-2003, 04:25 AM

i almost smiled.

DKid · 04-30-2003, 05:05 AM

I love that joke brilliant

DKid · 04-30-2003, 05:10 AM

sorry but I have to post again........I'm still laughing at it...that is one funny joke.....Thanks again more more

RaZ · 04-30-2003, 05:14 AM

er, it's alright.

Mister Coaster · 04-30-2003, 05:56 AM

You know they say that a pun is the lowest form of pastery.

cchris · 04-30-2003, 07:42 AM

Very clever

platypus · 04-30-2003, 08:16 AM

Can't get enough 'bar jokes'. :-)

warrrreagl · 04-30-2003, 11:34 AM

Excellent!

soccerstudpc20 · 04-30-2003, 01:59 PM

never heard that before, what a great joke

Scorpio · 04-30-2003, 02:05 PM

Funny my friend funny.

Loki · 04-30-2003, 11:57 PM

heheheh, brilliant joke.

i dunno, im still a fan of (good) puns, if they are punny (unlike that one ^^)

Jadey · 05-01-2003, 12:39 AM

Oh lawdy! That was soooo bad.

Jadey · 05-01-2003, 12:39 AM

Ok, I admit it, I laughed. But it's still a bad joke.

billclinton · 05-01-2003, 09:05 PM

I laugh.......at the rope walking.....not the joke....hee hee heeeeeeee

MexicanOnABike · 05-01-2003, 09:25 PM

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!1 HIGHFUCKINGLARIOUS! damn i must be tired...

gamer715 · 05-01-2003, 09:25 PM

hahah you're punny

stankybcn1 · 05-01-2003, 09:58 PM

rimshot

shield2057 · 05-01-2003, 10:37 PM

wonderful bar jokes, keep em comin

DEI37 · 05-02-2003, 04:14 AM

ROFLMFAO! I think I've heard it before, but the classics never die.

billclinton · 05-23-2003, 09:22 PM

Rope jokes never get old......

Atomic Pinkie · 05-24-2003, 06:48 AM

this is a nice bar joke

good turn on a man walks into a bar

MuTuaL · 08-30-2003, 09:42 PM

Lol i like that one

Happyland · 08-30-2003, 10:24 PM

that was a big thick ugly looking paragraph, but it was humorous so . . . carry on then

Quietus · 08-31-2003, 12:27 AM

Hehehe, an oldie but a goodie!

ObieX · 09-01-2003, 12:45 AM

Probably the best "walks into a bar" jokes i've heard, have heard it already but still probably the best hehe

Root_Beer_Man · 09-01-2003, 10:05 AM

lol heard that one from my dad...its funny every time

dragon2fire · 09-01-2003, 10:09 AM

a remake of the classic string walks in to a bar joke

archer2371 · 09-01-2003, 10:47 AM

Very nice, keep 'em comin'.

lola218 · 09-01-2003, 01:15 PM

That was my favorite joke years ago, and I still love it!

04-30-2003, 01:10 AM	#1 (permalink)
billclinton Insane Location: Arkansas ....summer home in Harlem	This rope walks into a bar..... This rope walks into a bar, goes up to the bartender and says "give me bourbon"..bartender says "we don't serve ropes in here". So the rope leaves and waits a little while to see if the bartender forgets him. He decides to go back into the bar, he walks in and goes up to the bartender and says "give me a bourbon".....the bartender says "we don't serve ropes in here". The rope, unfazed walks out and contemplates his next move. The rope has an idea.....he messes up his hair really bad and ties himself into a knot. He walks back into the bar and goes straight to the bartender and says "give me a bourbon". The bartender says "aren't you that same rope that I keep telling that we don't serve ropes?".......The rope looks valiantly back and replies "No, I'm a frayed knot"...............heee heee whooo that is a good one..... __________________ No Comment....

04-30-2003, 05:05 AM	#5 (permalink)
DKid Upright Location: Ireland	I love that joke brilliant __________________ My wife and I were happy for the first 20 years,Then we got married

04-30-2003, 05:10 AM	#6 (permalink)
DKid Upright Location: Ireland	sorry but I have to post again........I'm still laughing at it...that is one funny joke.....Thanks again more more __________________ My wife and I were happy for the first 20 years,Then we got married

04-30-2003, 05:56 AM	#8 (permalink)
Mister Coaster Big & Brassy Location: The "Canyon"	You know they say that a pun is the lowest form of pastery. __________________ If you have any poo... fling it NOW!

04-30-2003, 07:42 AM	#9 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	Very clever __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

04-30-2003, 02:25 AM	#2 (permalink)
llama8 Crazy Location: Leicester, UK	The classics are always the best

04-30-2003, 03:50 AM	#3 (permalink)
bahula04 Upright	i love ____ walks into a bar jokes, and this one didn't disapoint

04-30-2003, 04:25 AM	#4 (permalink)
Jaiddin Crazy Location: Dallas TX	i almost smiled.

04-30-2003, 05:14 AM	#7 (permalink)
RaZ Crazy	er, it's alright.

04-30-2003, 08:16 AM	#10 (permalink)
platypus Essen meine kurze Hosen Location: NY Burbs	Can't get enough 'bar jokes'. :-) __________________ Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall...nothing but Net.

04-30-2003, 11:34 AM	#11 (permalink)
warrrreagl pinche vato Location: backwater, Third World, land of cotton	Excellent! __________________ Living is easy with eyes closed.

04-30-2003, 01:59 PM	#12 (permalink)
soccerstudpc20 Insane	never heard that before, what a great joke

04-30-2003, 02:05 PM	#13 (permalink)
Scorpio Registered User Location: Earth	Funny my friend funny.

04-30-2003, 11:57 PM	#14 (permalink)
Loki Psycho Location: Drifting.	heheheh, brilliant joke. i dunno, im still a fan of (good) puns, if they are punny (unlike that one ^^)

05-01-2003, 12:39 AM	#15 (permalink)
Jadey This Space For Rent Location: Davenport, Iowa	Oh lawdy! That was soooo bad.

05-01-2003, 09:25 PM	#19 (permalink)
gamer715 Insane Location: here	hahah you're punny __________________ What 'chu talkin' 'bout, Willis?

05-01-2003, 09:58 PM	#20 (permalink)
stankybcn1 Junkie	rimshot __________________ I'll Throw You!

08-31-2003, 12:27 AM	#27 (permalink)
Quietus Tilted Location: Tempe, AZ	Hehehe, an oldie but a goodie! __________________ "And I think it’s gonna be a long long time 'Till touchdown brings me 'round again to find I’m not the man they think I am at home Oh, no, no, no, I’m a rocket man, Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone..."

09-01-2003, 10:47 AM	#31 (permalink)
archer2371 Sarge of Blood Gulch Red Outpost Number One Location: On the front lines against our very enemy	Very nice, keep 'em comin'. __________________ "This ain't no Ice Cream Social!" "Hey Grif, Chupathingy...how bout that? I like it...got a ring to it." "I have no earthly idea what it is I just saw, or what this place is, or where in the hell O'Malley is! My only choice is to blame Grif for coming up with such a flawed plan. Stupid, stupid Grif."

05-01-2003, 12:39 AM	#16 (permalink)
Jadey This Space For Rent Location: Davenport, Iowa	Ok, I admit it, I laughed. But it's still a bad joke.

05-01-2003, 09:05 PM	#17 (permalink)
billclinton Insane Location: Arkansas ....summer home in Harlem	I laugh.......at the rope walking.....not the joke....hee hee heeeeeeee __________________ No Comment....

05-01-2003, 09:25 PM	#18 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!1 HIGHFUCKINGLARIOUS! damn i must be tired... __________________ - Movie Reviews - Ratings-

05-01-2003, 10:37 PM	#21 (permalink)
shield2057 Crazy	wonderful bar jokes, keep em comin

05-02-2003, 04:14 AM	#22 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	ROFLMFAO! I think I've heard it before, but the classics never die.

05-23-2003, 09:22 PM	#23 (permalink)
billclinton Insane Location: Arkansas ....summer home in Harlem	Rope jokes never get old...... __________________ No Comment....

05-24-2003, 06:48 AM	#24 (permalink)
Atomic Pinkie Addict Location: Chicago	this is a nice bar joke good turn on a man walks into a bar __________________ Where dem bitches at?

08-30-2003, 09:42 PM	#25 (permalink)
MuTuaL Crazy Location: Michigan	Lol i like that one

08-30-2003, 10:24 PM	#26 (permalink)
Happyland Insane Location: where happiness lives	that was a big thick ugly looking paragraph, but it was humorous so . . . carry on then __________________ someone else here must like Walton & Johnson too

09-01-2003, 12:45 AM	#28 (permalink)
ObieX Pickles Location: Shirt and Pants (NJ)	Probably the best "walks into a bar" jokes i've heard, have heard it already but still probably the best hehe __________________ We Must Dissent.

09-01-2003, 10:05 AM	#29 (permalink)
Root_Beer_Man Crazy	lol heard that one from my dad...its funny every time __________________ >3 Cheers for boobies!!<

09-01-2003, 10:09 AM	#30 (permalink)
dragon2fire Junkie	a remake of the classic string walks in to a bar joke

09-01-2003, 01:15 PM	#32 (permalink)
lola218 Tilted Location: beverly hills,fl	That was my favorite joke years ago, and I still love it!