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billclinton 04-30-2003 01:10 AM

This rope walks into a bar.....
 
This rope walks into a bar, goes up to the bartender and says "give me bourbon"..bartender says "we don't serve ropes in here". So the rope leaves and waits a little while to see if the bartender forgets him. He decides to go back into the bar, he walks in and goes up to the bartender and says "give me a bourbon".....the bartender says "we don't serve ropes in here". The rope, unfazed walks out and contemplates his next move. The rope has an idea.....he messes up his hair really bad and ties himself into a knot. He walks back into the bar and goes straight to the bartender and says "give me a bourbon". The bartender says "aren't you that same rope that I keep telling that we don't serve ropes?".......The rope looks valiantly back and replies "No, I'm a frayed knot"...............heee heee whooo that is a good one.....

llama8 04-30-2003 02:25 AM

The classics are always the best :)

bahula04 04-30-2003 03:50 AM

i love ____ walks into a bar jokes, and this one didn't disapoint

Jaiddin 04-30-2003 04:25 AM

i almost smiled.

DKid 04-30-2003 05:05 AM

I love that joke brilliant :D

DKid 04-30-2003 05:10 AM

sorry but I have to post again........I'm still laughing at it...that is one funny joke.....Thanks again more more :D

RaZ 04-30-2003 05:14 AM

er, it's alright.

Mister Coaster 04-30-2003 05:56 AM

You know they say that a pun is the lowest form of pastery.

cchris 04-30-2003 07:42 AM

Very clever

platypus 04-30-2003 08:16 AM

Can't get enough 'bar jokes'. :-)

warrrreagl 04-30-2003 11:34 AM

Excellent!

soccerstudpc20 04-30-2003 01:59 PM

never heard that before, what a great joke

Scorpio 04-30-2003 02:05 PM

Funny my friend funny.

Loki 04-30-2003 11:57 PM

heheheh, brilliant joke.

i dunno, im still a fan of (good) puns, if they are punny (unlike that one ^^)

Jadey 05-01-2003 12:39 AM

Oh lawdy! That was soooo bad.

Jadey 05-01-2003 12:39 AM

Ok, I admit it, I laughed. But it's still a bad joke.

billclinton 05-01-2003 09:05 PM

I laugh.......at the rope walking.....not the joke....hee hee heeeeeeee

MexicanOnABike 05-01-2003 09:25 PM

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!1 HIGHFUCKINGLARIOUS! damn i must be tired...

gamer715 05-01-2003 09:25 PM

hahah you're punny

stankybcn1 05-01-2003 09:58 PM

rimshot

shield2057 05-01-2003 10:37 PM

wonderful bar jokes, keep em comin

DEI37 05-02-2003 04:14 AM

ROFLMFAO! I think I've heard it before, but the classics never die.

billclinton 05-23-2003 09:22 PM

Rope jokes never get old......

Atomic Pinkie 05-24-2003 06:48 AM

this is a nice bar joke

good turn on a man walks into a bar

MuTuaL 08-30-2003 09:42 PM

Lol i like that one

Happyland 08-30-2003 10:24 PM

that was a big thick ugly looking paragraph, but it was humorous so . . . carry on then

Quietus 08-31-2003 12:27 AM

Hehehe, an oldie but a goodie!

ObieX 09-01-2003 12:45 AM

Probably the best "walks into a bar" jokes i've heard, have heard it already but still probably the best hehe

Root_Beer_Man 09-01-2003 10:05 AM

lol heard that one from my dad...its funny every time :)

dragon2fire 09-01-2003 10:09 AM

a remake of the classic string walks in to a bar joke

archer2371 09-01-2003 10:47 AM

Very nice, keep 'em comin'.

lola218 09-01-2003 01:15 PM

That was my favorite joke years ago, and I still love it!


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