This rope walks into a bar.....
 

This rope walks into a bar, goes up to the bartender and says "give me bourbon"..bartender says "we don't serve ropes in here". So the rope leaves and waits a little while to see if the bartender forgets him. He decides to go back into the bar, he walks in and goes up to the bartender and says "give me a bourbon".....the bartender says "we don't serve ropes in here". The rope, unfazed walks out and contemplates his next move. The rope has an idea.....he messes up his hair really bad and ties himself into a knot. He walks back into the bar and goes straight to the bartender and says "give me a bourbon". The bartender says "aren't you that same rope that I keep telling that we don't serve ropes?".......The rope looks valiantly back and replies "No, I'm a frayed knot"...............heee heee whooo that is a good one.....

The classics are always the best :)

i love ____ walks into a bar jokes, and this one didn't disapoint

i almost smiled.

I love that joke brilliant :D

sorry but I have to post again........I'm still laughing at it...that is one funny joke.....Thanks again more more :D

er, it's alright.

You know they say that a pun is the lowest form of pastery.

Very clever

Can't get enough 'bar jokes'. :-)

Excellent!

never heard that before, what a great joke

Funny my friend funny.

heheheh, brilliant joke.

i dunno, im still a fan of (good) puns, if they are punny (unlike that one ^^)

Oh lawdy! That was soooo bad.

Ok, I admit it, I laughed. But it's still a bad joke.

I laugh.......at the rope walking.....not the joke....hee hee heeeeeeee

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!1 HIGHFUCKINGLARIOUS! damn i must be tired...

hahah you're punny

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wonderful bar jokes, keep em comin

ROFLMFAO! I think I've heard it before, but the classics never die.

Rope jokes never get old......

this is a nice bar joke

good turn on a man walks into a bar

Lol i like that one

that was a big thick ugly looking paragraph, but it was humorous so . . . carry on then

Hehehe, an oldie but a goodie!

Probably the best "walks into a bar" jokes i've heard, have heard it already but still probably the best hehe

lol heard that one from my dad...its funny every time :)

a remake of the classic string walks in to a bar joke

Very nice, keep 'em comin'.

That was my favorite joke years ago, and I still love it!