Joke of the Day - December 3
 

There was this old man who lived in Canada near the border. One day some government surveyors came out to survey his land.

After they were done that they told him that with the modern surveying equipment they had determined that his land was actually in the United States.

The old man replied, "Thank God! I don't think I could have survived another Canadian winter!"

lol! :D

lol thats funny

thats deep :p hah, i just really have a thing for stupid jokes

How daft can you get?

just got our first canadian storm of the winter, i'd like to be in his shoes!

lol that is funny!

you always have the best jokes! i'd like to know where u get them all!

lol!!!!