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Brewmaniac · 12-02-2003, 11:40 AM

Karen lost her husband almost four years ago and still hasn't gotten out of
her mourning stage.
Her daughter is constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the
world.
Finally, Karen says she'd go out, but didn't know anyone.
Her daughter immediately replies: "Mom! I have someone for you to meet.
Well, it was an immediate hit.
They took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asks her to join
him for a weekend in the Catskills.
Their first night there, she undresses as he does.
There she stood nude except for a pair of black lacy panties, he in his
birthday suit.
Looking at her he asks: "Why the black panties?"
She replies: "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but
down there I am still in mourning."
He knows he's not getting lucky that night.
The following night the same scenario.
She's standing there with the black panties on, and he is in his birthday
suit ... except that he is wearing a black condom.
She looks at him and asks: "What's with this ... a black condom?"
He replies: "I want to offer my deepest condolences."

Lokus · 12-02-2003, 04:46 PM

Heh, an oldie but a goodie. It'll never stop being funny.

puddlesmilo · 12-02-2003, 04:51 PM

I'm laughing!

bravo49 · 12-03-2003, 02:31 AM

Couldn't be funnier

kifferfong · 12-03-2003, 05:01 AM

Ha! Smart fella!

hotzot · 12-03-2003, 05:42 AM

chuckle!

Gortexfogg · 12-03-2003, 05:54 AM

Hilarious!

RotEx · 12-03-2003, 06:27 AM

it was ok. i saw it coming, AND it realy wasnt THAT funny of a climax. :O

but still made me chuckle

Kaos · 12-03-2003, 02:08 PM

On it's way to all my friends

microdot · 12-03-2003, 02:34 PM

Haha, never heard it before. Definitely going to have to use that one.

Aw damn, "use that one" could be taken in more than one way..

tritium · 12-04-2003, 10:39 AM

NIce.

batm4n_23 · 12-07-2003, 06:50 AM

i giggled a bit

KellyC · 12-08-2003, 01:50 AM

I wonder how he would congratulate her then.....

thedrake · 12-08-2003, 12:07 PM

great joke

Keg-o-Grog · 12-13-2003, 07:17 AM

thats all i have to say

12-02-2003, 11:40 AM	#1 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Black panties Karen lost her husband almost four years ago and still hasn't gotten out of her mourning stage. Her daughter is constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world. Finally, Karen says she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replies: "Mom! I have someone for you to meet. Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asks her to join him for a weekend in the Catskills. Their first night there, she undresses as he does. There she stood nude except for a pair of black lacy panties, he in his birthday suit. Looking at her he asks: "Why the black panties?" She replies: "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning." He knows he's not getting lucky that night. The following night the same scenario. She's standing there with the black panties on, and he is in his birthday suit ... except that he is wearing a black condom. She looks at him and asks: "What's with this ... a black condom?" He replies: "I want to offer my deepest condolences." __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

12-02-2003, 04:46 PM	#2 (permalink)
Lokus I can't think of a good title Location: East Bay Area, CA	Heh, an oldie but a goodie. It'll never stop being funny. __________________ The black wind howls...

12-03-2003, 05:42 AM	#6 (permalink)
hotzot We're having potato pancakes! Location: stalag 13	chuckle! __________________ The Bully Boys are here!

12-03-2003, 06:27 AM	#8 (permalink)
RotEx Crazy	it was ok. i saw it coming, AND it realy wasnt THAT funny of a climax. :O but still made me chuckle __________________ everytime i turn around it is an illusion.

12-04-2003, 10:39 AM	#11 (permalink)
tritium Professor of Drinkology	NIce. __________________ Blah.

12-02-2003, 04:51 PM	#3 (permalink)
puddlesmilo Psycho	I'm laughing!

12-03-2003, 02:31 AM	#4 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	Couldn't be funnier

12-03-2003, 05:01 AM	#5 (permalink)
kifferfong Tilted Location: Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia	Ha! Smart fella!

12-03-2003, 05:54 AM	#7 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	Hilarious!

12-03-2003, 02:08 PM	#9 (permalink)
Kaos Ssssssssss Location: Ontario	On it's way to all my friends

12-03-2003, 02:34 PM	#10 (permalink)
microdot Crazy	Haha, never heard it before. Definitely going to have to use that one. Aw damn, "use that one" could be taken in more than one way..

12-07-2003, 06:50 AM	#12 (permalink)
batm4n_23 Addict	i giggled a bit

12-08-2003, 01:50 AM	#13 (permalink)
KellyC Comment or else!! Location: Home sweet home	I wonder how he would congratulate her then..... __________________ Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe? Me: Shit happens.

12-08-2003, 12:07 PM	#14 (permalink)
thedrake Banned Location: Iowa	great joke

12-13-2003, 07:17 AM	#15 (permalink)
Keg-o-Grog Insane Location: Foregin student in Texas atm.	thats all i have to say __________________ I stand alone without beliefs, the only truth i know is you.