Black panties
 

Karen lost her husband almost four years ago and still hasn't gotten out of
her mourning stage.
Her daughter is constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the
world.
Finally, Karen says she'd go out, but didn't know anyone.
Her daughter immediately replies: "Mom! I have someone for you to meet.
Well, it was an immediate hit.
They took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asks her to join
him for a weekend in the Catskills.
Their first night there, she undresses as he does.
There she stood nude except for a pair of black lacy panties, he in his
birthday suit.
Looking at her he asks: "Why the black panties?"
She replies: "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but
down there I am still in mourning."
He knows he's not getting lucky that night.
The following night the same scenario.
She's standing there with the black panties on, and he is in his birthday
suit ... except that he is wearing a black condom.
She looks at him and asks: "What's with this ... a black condom?"
He replies: "I want to offer my deepest condolences."

Heh, an oldie but a goodie. It'll never stop being funny.

I'm laughing!

Couldn't be funnier

Ha! Smart fella!

chuckle!

Hilarious!

it was ok. i saw it coming, AND it realy wasnt THAT funny of a climax. :O

but still made me chuckle

On it's way to all my friends :D

Haha, never heard it before. Definitely going to have to use that one.

Aw damn, "use that one" could be taken in more than one way..

NIce.

i giggled a bit

I wonder how he would congratulate her then.....

great joke

:p

thats all i have to say