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JadziaDax 12-01-2003 01:44 AM

Joke of the Day - December 1
 
A friend asked a gentleman why he never married.

Replied the gentleman, "Well, I guess I just never met the right woman... I guess I've been looking for the perfect girl."

"Oh, come on now," said the friend, "Surely you have met at least one girl that you wanted to marry."

"Yes, there was a girl... once. I guess she was the one perfect girl; the only perfect girl I really ever met. She was just the right everything... I really mean that she was the perfect girl for me."

"Well, why didn't you marry her," asked the friend.

"She was looking for the perfect man."

subnet_rx 12-01-2003 09:12 AM

I don't know if I should laugh or feel depressed because that describes me...

drag0nmanes 12-01-2003 03:38 PM

Ouch. Saw the punchline coming, but it hits pretty close to home...

Tiger69z 12-01-2003 10:15 PM

::Nuked:: :(

Laladien 12-02-2003 12:07 AM

Funny, but obvious... :)

dumbnutofak 12-02-2003 12:17 AM

grr guy bashing...lol


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