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rmarshall · 11-30-2003, 09:48 AM

There was this construction worker on the 3rd floor of this unfinished building. He needed a hand saw, but was too lazy to go down and get it himself, so he tried to call his fellow worker on the ground to get it for him, but this guy could not hear a word he said. So he started to give a sign so the guy on the ground could understand him.
First he pointed at his eyes (meaning "I") then pointed at his knees (meaning "need), and moved his hand back and forth describing the movement of a hand saw.
Finally, the guy on the ground started nodding his head like he understood and dropped his pants and started to jerk off.
The guy on the 3rd floor got pissed-off and ran down to the ground and started yelling at this guy, "You idiot, I was trying to tell you I needed a hand saw."
The other guy replied, "I know, I was trying to tell you that I was coming."

Tiger69z · 11-30-2003, 05:45 PM

Lol, gave me a chuckle

Harry Palms · 11-30-2003, 08:28 PM

Haha, nice.

Dilbert1234567 · 11-30-2003, 08:39 PM

The_Dude · 11-30-2003, 08:45 PM

hahaha, lol lol. took me two reads, but its funny!

bravo49 · 12-01-2003, 02:40 AM

Tee hee, that was funny

Gortexfogg · 12-01-2003, 05:56 AM

Funny stuff!

Slacks_01 · 12-01-2003, 09:10 AM

haha, that was a good one

11-30-2003, 09:48 AM	#1 (permalink)
rmarshall Addict Location: Kingston,Ontario	Construction Site Sign Language There was this construction worker on the 3rd floor of this unfinished building. He needed a hand saw, but was too lazy to go down and get it himself, so he tried to call his fellow worker on the ground to get it for him, but this guy could not hear a word he said. So he started to give a sign so the guy on the ground could understand him. First he pointed at his eyes (meaning "I") then pointed at his knees (meaning "need), and moved his hand back and forth describing the movement of a hand saw. Finally, the guy on the ground started nodding his head like he understood and dropped his pants and started to jerk off. The guy on the 3rd floor got pissed-off and ran down to the ground and started yelling at this guy, "You idiot, I was trying to tell you I needed a hand saw." The other guy replied, "I know, I was trying to tell you that I was coming."

11-30-2003, 08:39 PM	#4 (permalink)
Dilbert1234567 Devils Cabana Boy Location: Central Coast CA	lol __________________ Donate Blood! "Love is not finding the perfect person, but learning to see an imperfect person perfectly." -Sam Keen

11-30-2003, 08:45 PM	#5 (permalink)
The_Dude The GrandDaddy of them all! Location: Austin, TX	hahaha, lol lol. took me two reads, but its funny! __________________ "Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity." - Darrel K Royal

11-30-2003, 05:45 PM	#2 (permalink)
Tiger69z Banned Location: Sunny S.FLA	Lol, gave me a chuckle

11-30-2003, 08:28 PM	#3 (permalink)
Harry Palms Upright	Haha, nice.

12-01-2003, 02:40 AM	#6 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	Tee hee, that was funny

12-01-2003, 05:56 AM	#7 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	Funny stuff!

12-01-2003, 09:10 AM	#8 (permalink)
Slacks_01 Tilted	haha, that was a good one